Insufferably arrogant people who consider themselves and their city (Toronto, Ontario) God's gift to Canada and the universe. Though universally hated by Canadians from every other part of the county for the past several decades, it never occurs to Torontonians that there might be a reason for all the resentment. Torontonians are incapable of considering anyone else's point of view except for their own, yet strangely label everyone else "intolerant". They also believe they speak for all Canadians on all matters, even though their viewpoints typically have no relation to practicality, reason or even reality.
Dick: John and Mary are typical Torontonians.
Jane: So are John and Mary complete assholes?
Dick: I believe I already answered that question, Jane.
Jane: So are John and Mary complete assholes?
Dick: I believe I already answered that question, Jane.
by JaneySnow June 18, 2011
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Person 1: Woah did you see the Maple Leafs win the cup?
Person 2: Nah man, but Jesus did.
The Toronto Maple Leafs are the best golfers on the planet.
Fan 1: Yo lets go to a Maple Leafs Game
Fan 2: Ok, its $1000 for a ticket
Person 2: Nah man, but Jesus did.
The Toronto Maple Leafs are the best golfers on the planet.
Fan 1: Yo lets go to a Maple Leafs Game
Fan 2: Ok, its $1000 for a ticket
by Bruinsman19 February 25, 2015
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Game of Thrones is a game some cadets play when they visit the Colorado Springs mall restrooms to see who can suck off the most dicks or be sucked off the most.
by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020
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As in, Toronto is such a hole I wish I lived in a place with oceans, mountains, old growth, and a team that made the playoffs
by Westisbest April 27, 2010
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by bob landry July 16, 2008
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by ToonToonCreator September 29, 2011
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Dude. I was so throned by that Blackwater episode I couldn't speak for 30 minutes.
Dude. I was so throned by that Blackwater episode I couldn't speak for 30 minutes.
by Poor Theon May 13, 2013
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