Toledo Burrito

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."

by The Earl of Teabag September 17, 2008

Topest

to be superior or exceed the standard

Guy 1: "hey {insert yugo name here} are you a weapon"

Guy 2: "yeh im a weapon"

Guy 1: "what kind of weapon"?

Guy 2: "umm, a top one"!

Guy 1: "how top"?

Guy 2: "the topest" !!!!

by unclejoe December 20, 2008

topid

a person who is an extrememly amazing boyfriend. They always have your back.

OMG, did you see my new topid, isnt' he just soo amazing. I love my new topid soo much.

by lion and caveman November 7, 2010

Blacked Topped

Getting fuck by a Black Man

She has been blacked topped serval times.

by stello February 3, 2009

Toledo Burrito

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."

by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008

torpedo

1) Under water, self-proppellant missile.

2) A long shit.

Hit by a torpedo


I dropped a torpedo

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

University of Toledo

Toledo's apparent premier campus offering education in all subject matters especially Engineering, Business, and Law. Meant to drive every commuting student enrolled crazy by failing to provide sufficient parking. Also, foreign students and minorities make up the majority of this ghetto slum.

Person A: "Where you going to college bro?"

Person B: "not Toledo"

by Chris January 3, 2005