Tonsprowumee

1) Tonsprowumee is a word written in a text messenge when the writer is intoxicated without understanding the true meaning.

2) Tonsprowumee is the blue pigment that appears in belly button fluff as it is a fact that all belly button fluff is blue. Regardless of the clothing worn.

"Hey what is this word in my sent items, I found it last night. What does tonsprowumee mean?"

"gee my belly button fluff is so blue! It must be the tonsprowumee!"

by Tonsprowumee Man November 22, 2006

narcissistic looney toon

a)an offensive description of Monica Lewinsky by Hillary Clinton, stemming from Lewinsky's involvement with Bill Clinton

b) a female combination of Charles Manson and Ted Bundy in terms of deviant criminal behavior

as far as narcissistic looney toon def b), the best epitome I can up with to date is Ailleen Wuornos, brilliantly portrayed by Charlize Theron in the move Monster

by Sexydimma February 2, 2021

Toonsack

A Toonies worth of marijuana, usually purchased in desparation from a close friend.

Note: Toonie is a Canadian 2 dollar coin,

Drug user: Dude, I'm hurtin for a toke...mind throwin' me a toonsack?

Friend: You're god damned pathetic.

by Nick Shurben March 22, 2009

Toon Cougar

A toon cougar is a guy that lives somewhere up north, usually around the Newcastle area. He is an immense disliker of Sunderland football club but a great admirer and owner of the Ford Cougar. Also referred to as Marc, he has a great sense of humour and is always willing to participate in on-line record breaking attempts, likes his beer too but wishes that the lady in his life had the full Sky Sports package.

Hey I'm all right mate because I'm a Toon Cougar, HAR HAR HAR ! ! !

by Takin Thepiss September 21, 2004

tonsil hockey goalie

one who is on the catching end of the game.and a good goalie never lets a shot by.

hey tiffiny is the best tonsil hockey goalie on the team. she has never let one shot past.yes sir caught every one.

by antous on topolots April 1, 2008

Toonami

A block of average American action cartoons and butchered anime on cartoon Network. Hosted by a robot named Tom who thinks he is really cool.

Toonami is dead.

by Your mom January 13, 2004

tonsil tickler

a bloke that cant kiss and frequently rams his tongue down your throat to no effect.

Marks cant kiss he's a real tonsil tickler!

by frenchie April 24, 2003