Tool

A little immature ginger who doesnt realize nobody likes him. He ignorrantly walks around thinking he is actually loved. These people tend to be cocky and have nothing to back them up.

people- "Harrison, lets go to the Cherokee party."

Tool- "Naw broski, thats gay. Lets go get schwayze."

People- "Harrison, lets go play basketball in alkek."

Harrison- "Naw, faggot. I wanna go slurge on adrianne."

by ral dawg April 13, 2010

Tool

The greatest band ever in my opinion. they are their own genre. Some metal screams from Maynard on vocals and Adam on guitar, but still a somewhat lighter side (loathed by some tool fans). Tool is indeed a band to be remmebered for years.

i love tool and would take a bullet for maynard

by m4n4rd1sg0d May 13, 2005

TOOL IT UP!

The act of becoming "Tooled Up", in which the participator enters a semi-god status, and is invulnerable to fire, magic and all forms of physical pain. Tooling It Up is a very draining experience, and often the user must spend several hours recupriating after Tooling It Up.

To initiate the process of Tooling It Up, a person must raise his right fist above his head, and cry "TOOL IT UP!"

Warning: Do not Tool It Up unless you have eaten your breakfast, as it is a very draining experience

They were fighting a losing battle, until they cried "TOOL IT UP!" They then Tooled It Up and became demigods, which turned the tide of the battle

by TIU4LIFE October 28, 2006

Tolly

Means faeces, jobby, poo,shit,crap. Used throughout Scotland.

I desperately need a tolly.

I am going to do a tolly in your shoes if you dont shut up!

by legendryO516 December 30, 2010

Tool

Someone who is easily swayed or derailed from ones own opinion or true feelings by perceived outside influences.

Jessamyn is such a tool. She totally wants Skip, but keeps playing stupid games because she thinks other people think it's cool.

by Skipabeat January 1, 2009

Tool Shed

A bar with a very poor male to female ratio.

Dude, lets go to another bar, this place is a fuckin tool shed.

by A.C. Sativa February 8, 2013

Tooled

To get beaten badly in an online video game.

hehe you guys just got fucking tooled!

by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005