dirty tampon

An alternative to a wet Willy whereby you stick your bloody fingertip in someone's ear.

Dude, that's so nasty. You cut your finger on a rusty nail and gave me a dirty tampon.

by NormstableJunction April 5, 2017

cramp on with her tampon

menstruation cycle; peroid

Yeah, I bet she's got her cramp on with her tampon

by the careful one February 26, 2011

Tampon holder

Someone stuck in the friend zone who always helps their crush even though they never show any interest

Man that guy is such a tampon holder . No matter how hard he tries she ain't gonna be into him.

by Psm5254 November 16, 2015

Tampon

The sensation of a giant dick shoved up you ass

Father says: "Doens't a tampons feel like a large dick up in your know what?"

by mamas boy December 28, 2005

Evil Tampon

A funkytampon that leeks

exuse me man... you have an evil tampon...

by sk8aholic July 24, 2004

Tampon String

the real one: it is something that is connected to your tampon which collects the nice smelly salmon scent that exits out of the second hole of the vagina.

the funny one: when your messing with someone

Special K: your an ass
Kentucky fried shelby: WHAT DID I DO?
Special K: im just pulling your tampon string.

by keeeelllsssyyy November 28, 2007

tinsel tampon

a tampon festooned with tinsel

jennifer - "have you got ant tinsel tampons?"
assistant - "yes, but only for the Christmas period."

by theWestHamfan November 19, 2003