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dirty tampon

An alternative to a wet Willy whereby you stick your bloody fingertip in someone's ear.
Dude, that's so nasty. You cut your finger on a rusty nail and gave me a dirty tampon.
by NormstableJunction April 5, 2017
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cramp on with her tampon

Yeah, I bet she's got her cramp on with her tampon
by the careful one February 26, 2011
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Tampon holder

Someone stuck in the friend zone who always helps their crush even though they never show any interest
Man that guy is such a tampon holder . No matter how hard he tries she ain't gonna be into him.
by Psm5254 November 16, 2015
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Tampon

The sensation of a giant dick shoved up you ass
Father says: "Doens't a tampons feel like a large dick up in your know what?"
by mamas boy December 28, 2005
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Evil Tampon

A funkytampon that leeks
exuse me man... you have an evil tampon...
by sk8aholic July 24, 2004
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Tampon String

the real one: it is something that is connected to your tampon which collects the nice smelly salmon scent that exits out of the second hole of the vagina.

the funny one: when your messing with someone
Special K: your an ass
Kentucky fried shelby: WHAT DID I DO?
Special K: im just pulling your tampon string.
by keeeelllsssyyy November 28, 2007
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tinsel tampon

jennifer - "have you got ant tinsel tampons?"
assistant - "yes, but only for the Christmas period."
by theWestHamfan November 19, 2003
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