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Walrus

White, authoritarian, liberal, racist, urban or suburbanite. See also Karen.

HOA presidents. A liberal white report with the audacity to explain what it means to be Black to a Black NFL Coach. Occult fascists.
Karen and her walrus horde showed up at the school board meeting and demand we have Drag Queen story hour twice a month!

So, I was talking to a Choctaw friend at the coffee shop about how bad the Indian Clinic sucks and the Walrus at the next table told me the proper term is First Nations Person.
by CherokeeJack October 18, 2022
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walrus

To grind on, or dry hump someone as if you were a walrus rolling down onto a mate.
Walrus me baby
Ben walrused me in bed yesterday
I love walrusing other people
by kenna_christie June 26, 2016
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walrus

Walrus is a crazy driver, funny dad, and loves pop. Changes his ringtone all of the time. If you have a "Walrus" in your life you are lucky. If you marry him he will love you and you will go through a lot of bad/good stuff. You will have 2-3 kids and a lot of fun.
Hey Walrus can we go to your house
by METALLICA (this aint them) March 31, 2019
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Obey The Walrus Syndrome

A video that is only scary or disturbing thanks to one single element used in the video, typically music.

This can be demonstrated by changing the music in the original "Obey The Walrus" video to something more upbeat and happy. The video loses it's "scariness" and just becomes a random set of unrelated footage with some pop songs over it.
Person A: dude this video I found on Reels is so fucking scary, look at this.

Person B: that's only scary because of the music, proper Obey the Walrus Syndrome there buddy.
by rollacethejazzmaster October 8, 2025
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Walrus

A walrus is a cute af animal that looks like my aunt
Roger:Aww It's A Walrus
Me:No that's just my Aunt
Roger:oh
by Aaron Jord September 13, 2021
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Selfish Walrus

The act of being a selfish person, as compared to a walrus that happens to be selfish.
Damn you Willy, share your juice, damn selfish walrus.
by Coolstorybro6969699696 November 4, 2011
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Walrus

The act of smoking two vape carts simultaneously.

It’s called the walrus because the two vape carts look like walrus teeth. Verb: walrusing, walrused
“Steve is crazy, look at him hitting 2 vape carts.” “Yeah, he’s doing the walrus!”

“i just walrused so hard, I can’t stop coughing.”

“Give me both vapes, I’m gonna go full walrus!”
by Plurman July 4, 2024
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