Fork & Pork

If you know. You know ;)

Netflix and Chill just got competition

Hey Karen, you trying to fork & pork tonight?

by Yoloswaggergstring October 24, 2020

Pork Portal

A nickname for the inner and outer labia, the fleshy folds that protect a woman's clitoris and vagina - the doors to her pussy.

Pete buried his meat in her sopping wet Pork Portal...

by peejaybee August 11, 2008

Pork Fishing

Casting your line out, hoping to catch some fresh dick.

Three hours of pork fishing on grindr last night and I still didn't manage to catch a big one.

by buyalex March 30, 2015

Pork Fishing

Sheathing your pork sword to the hilt and bobbing it around till you catch something.

I was pork fishing a chick at the party last night; caught me some tuna dick, bro.

by buyalex March 30, 2015

Pork Shoulder

A sexual act wherein one partner, after application of copious amounts of lubrication to their armpit/s, keeps their arm to their side while a male partner porks their armpit. This act, while typically performed from backside, can be exectued as a front side maneuver and the resulting explosion may be relieved in the Porker's face.

Louk; I made a pork shoulder last night.
Tanr; Was it saucy?

by Zuppamon January 26, 2019

Pork Sleeves

What they do with a pig's foreskin after they slaughter it. Fashionable accessories are made by drying out the skin and beading, or bejewelling it. These multi-functional pieces can be boiled and eaten if you are lost in the wilderness.

Hey Thurman, these pork sleeves would sure taste good on a salad sword!!!

by saladsorceress February 25, 2011

pork bunny

a burly woman who has an insatiable lust for policemen. known for having trains run

on them

cop 1 :"maaan, where's that girl from yesterday?."
cop 2 :" she's a pork bunny, she hops all over the place dude."

by durka durka Muhammad jihad June 20, 2023