book wanker

Book wanker -

A person who spunks their pants while presenting lore from books they’ve read (half read) when engaged in conversation with people who talk about a tv show/film they’ve watched that neither asked for nor care about the tedious facts they are being lambasted with.

Me - “In Game of thrones I can’t remember wolf wifey’s name”

Book wanker - “Red hair, Sansa?”

Me - “no, her mum”

Book wanker - “fish wifey?”

Me - “no, Neds wife. The starks. They’re dire wolves no?”

Book wanker - “actually she’s a Tully, their emblem is a fish. I know this because I read the books”

Me - “ you’re a book wanker”

by Ghostraininmofo May 14, 2019

Book mining

Sophisticated-ly getting drunk out of your mind with classy individuals.

What are your plans for the weekend? Just book mining with George and Amal Clooney, you?

by Dr.Phils Mom June 12, 2018

Anime book

Mumkey Jones way to say Manga. And is just manga

Is stupid term that mumkey jones call manga. Said some stupid guy on youtube

Anime book is mumkey Jones way to say manga

by Snotcore February 24, 2023

vent book

A vent book being a book where people Wright there feelings and draw them in a book to vent in a book made to vent in

:guy1:Hey bitch
Guy2: my life sucks and I wanna die

Guy1: that sucks you should have a vent book I made one Bc my 8th girl and I broke up good thing I have 7 more

by Pp_milf July 25, 2021

Dusty Book

A Woman's Vagina

Last night I met up with Ellen to revise and I got my head right down into her dusty books.

I went to eat her out and it was like a pile of dusty books

by ChalkyF June 5, 2010

Book High

The feeling of euphoria and anxiousness you get during/after reading a book.

BIIIITCH IM ON SUCH A BOOK HIGH RIGHT NOW I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE SHIIIIIIIIIIII

by Authorazy April 21, 2018

booked solid

Unavailable; having all appointments taken

We wanted to stay in the Palace Hotel during our stay in Parague, but it was booked solid.

by Englishaholic June 15, 2018