tissue box orgasm

to ejaculate so much that you need a whole box of tissues to clean up

Guy 1: ACHOOOO!!!!! u got any tissues?
Guy 2: naw man, earlier i had a tissue box orgasm

by neverbeencaught1007 April 26, 2010

shabby titmuss

An expression to accurately sum up the lower-than-your-boots level to which the Z lister Ms Titmuss has sunk in an attempt to publicise herself to death.

Yeh, like we won't see her without her clothes on anymore as she has recently boasted. Yeh, Yeh, hairy arseholes - that is as likely as that long drink of scottish water John Leslie returning to the couch with Fern Britten...........

Good looking, granted but a real wrong-un

Shabby Titmuss and the foray into Adult Channel presenting

Hells Kitchen

Her grubby website with her big jugged friend - Linsey Prawn McKenzie

Her threesome sex video and 'recruitment' of young pretty girls for modelling

by Paulus the wood wood gnome, the wood wood gnome etc. January 19, 2008

Used Tissue

A promiscuous female who has engaged in intercourse then recently engaged in intercourse again with another man.

Guy one: hey dude i hooked up with Jodie!

Guy two: ohhh, dude, i heard jack just fucked her.

Guy one: ohh thats why she felt like a 'used tissue'

by Private school Dave October 14, 2008

Surprise Titfuck

1. When, in sexual foreplay or sex, a man sneaks his penis between a woman's breasts without first getting consent for a titfuck.
2. The way most girls are introduced to the activity of titfucking.

Guy 1: "Get any boob action from that apple at the pool party last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. She was just going to give me a handjob but I managed to slip it in under her bikini top for a surprise titfuck. Felt good, man."

by Willickers July 3, 2010

Rockstar Tits

Man-boobs resulting from lack of exercise and overeating. It is important to note that the man flaunts his RSTs (Rockstar Tits) with no shame.

"Damn yo, that dude was shaking his rockstar tits in the club... I though he was a broad for a minute until I looked at his face."

"Did you see that rich dude rocking his RSTs at the beach. Somehow I'm jealous of that RST swag."

by The CK1 October 21, 2013

Triangle tits

When someone's nipples show through their shirt, but just their nipples, not the rest of their boobs, and they look like sticks or triangular prisms under their shirts. Mostly seen on women in many 1940s and '50s movies.

Mary's shirt was so thin, you could see her triangle tits.

by Mattymona May 9, 2014

Speed tits

Women's Breasts that can be characterized as smallish, lithe, or athletic. Often seen on swimmers or dancers. So called for their aerodynamic efficiency.

Sarah weighs 98 pounds. She's got speed tits.

by Eyereamer November 23, 2016