Filipino Time

An excuse for arriving anywhere from 30 minutes to 3 hours late to any party, meeting, or hanging out. Only exclusive to Filipinos, this is the standard time any Filipino will arrive to. Many people of other races hate it, because most of them will arrive on the marked time.

Jack: Dude, where's Nick?
Paul: Oh, he's on Filipino time. Expect him in a few minutes to a few hours.

- a few hours later -

Nick: Sup guys!
Jack: Dude, WTF? Why are you so late?
Nick: Filipino time.

by BISONpride December 2, 2010

Time Warp

The popular dance from the movie and stage show, simple because the song, Time Warp instructs the Time-Warper how the dance is preformed mid-song. The song found its origins when Richard O'Brien and his former wife Kimmi wanted to introduce a dance like the Madison. Australian Little Nell was another reason for the Time Warp's birth, as those involved in the play believed Nell should have a song. Thus, she has a solo and a tap-dance routine. In the original stage show, this song was after Sweet Transvestite, and only preformed by the local aliens (Magenta, Riff-Raff, Dr. Frank-N-Furter, and Nell's currently nameless character). However, Frank-N-Furter's guests, the Transylvanians take to the dance in the movie. This prompts moviegoers to get up and do the dance with them, and this is the most widely accepted form of the audience participation phenomenon that has accompanied this bizarre cult film.
"1. (It's just a) JUMP TO THE LEFT, with hands UP.
2. A STEP TO THE RIGHT (Time-Warper ANNETTE FUNICELLO suggests a very WIDE step.)
3.* (With your hands on your HIPS) YOU BRING YOUR KNEES IN TIGHT.
4. (Then) THE PELVIC THRUST (if repeated FIVE times, itnearly drives you insa-a-ane)
5. HIPSWIVEL (if not driven insa-a-ane by step four)
6. LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!

* Those with LIMB DISABILITIES may find it necessary to ALTER or DELETE this action, but NO EXCUSES for alterations to steps four and five."

It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right. With your hands on your hips, you bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust that nearly drives you insa-a-a-a-a-ane. Let's do the Time Warp again.

by Simplyhis...servant December 17, 2009

Pants Time

The time of day that comes before snack time and after nap time.

"Nap time comes before pants time, not after."

by Keynon June 6, 2005

Space-Time Continuum

What you will probably mess up if you go back in time.

I killed my grandpa's dog in 1932 and now my Sister doesn't exist! I have to fix the Space-Time Continuum!

by ><><><><><><><><> November 19, 2009

time change

noun: the thing that throws off my life schedule. a time change is practically never looked forward to.

Chris: Don't forget to move your clock forward another hour.
Taylor: DAMMIT! I always hate the time change!

by the storm drains April 5, 2009

timang

a tagalog slang you'll often hear
it can mean (1)stupid or (2)weird

Ex.
(1) Bagsak ka nanaman sa Algebra?! Timang ka talaga. (You failed Algebra again? You really are stupid.)

(2) Ano ba yang ginawa mo sa damit mo? Para kang timang! (What in the world did you do to your shirt? You look weird!)

by Chiibams April 2, 2008

time and relative dimensions in space

T.A.R.D.I.S. It refers to the Gallifreyan time and space travel capsule which is dimensionally transcendental (bigger on the inside). The most common example is the one used by the Gallifreyan Time Lord known as "The Doctor", that is permanently disguised as a 1960s police telephone box.

Susan: I made up the name TARDIS from the initials - Time And Relative Dimensions In Space.

by fortytwo42 July 16, 2014