A very smart and attractive boy. Never has to study, yet somehow still gets A's on everything. Usually thinks he'll be a bachelor forever, then sees a girl that he falls in love with.
Also, likes Titanfall 2.
Also, likes Titanfall 2.
Friend - "Dang, Thomas, I thought you said you'd never fall in love."
Thomas - "I know, but I was wrong." (says "wrong" too loudly)
Everyone in room: "WHAT? Thomas was wrong?"
Thomas didn't study, but he got ANOTHER A!
Thomas - "I know, but I was wrong." (says "wrong" too loudly)
Everyone in room: "WHAT? Thomas was wrong?"
Thomas didn't study, but he got ANOTHER A!
by Ninja_Emboar May 25, 2017

by John the great person May 3, 2017

The best coach ever, who currently manages Chelsea and is their best coach since Jose. Plays a 3-4-2-1 which is pog.
Did you see the way Chelsea played against Tottenham? Shoulda scored more!
Yeah, its thanks o Thomas Tuchel.
Yeah, its thanks o Thomas Tuchel.
by chelslegend February 19, 2021

A term commonly used to exemplify the fact that all Thomas-es slightly resemble turtles. Also, it is used to mock young, muscular men who enjoy eating sandwiches, wrestling, and refer to their father's by their first name.
Girl1: Woah..... that guy is such a Thomas the Turtle!!
Girl2: Wow... Tom sure looks like a turtle!!! Soo... that's why they call him Thomas the turtle!
Girl2: Wow... Tom sure looks like a turtle!!! Soo... that's why they call him Thomas the turtle!
by hge13 December 22, 2010

by m.u.g.e.n May 22, 2022

A precious cinnamon roll that we must protect at ALL costs. I don't care if you die, as long as my gay disney prince lives. Of course, he shares a lot of his fame with his... sides. We love them just as much. Say hi to Virgil, Patton, Logan, Roman, Janus, Remus, and of course, Remy. Remy is chaotic and we're here for it. GIVE US MORE OF HIM THOMAS.
The one and only Thomas Sanders: Ok guys! We're coming out with a new Sanders Sides video, anyone have ideas?
Virgil: make a list of all the ways to die
Roman: Okayy...
One: dazzled by my stunning beauty
Two: Fainted because I was just too perfect and hit your head on a table
Three: Got distracted checking me out and ran into a chainsaw
Patton: Whoa there kiddos! Let's not go running into any chainsaws, alright? Virgil, get back here. I mean it. No. NO. GET AWAY FROM THAT.
Logan: Well, logically, there shouldn't be any chainsaws in the general vicinity of Thomas's house, there's simply no reason for one to be- OH HOLY CROFTERS VIRGIL GET AWAY FROM THE CHAINSAW
Remus: *cackling, running around with a massive chainsaw* FUCK Y'ALLLLLLL
Deceit: Remus you absolute goddamn idiot, get back here and give me that
Remy: ...
gonna
go
grab
some
coffee
...
BE BACK NEVER!
Thomas: *whispers* what is happening???
Virgil: make a list of all the ways to die
Roman: Okayy...
One: dazzled by my stunning beauty
Two: Fainted because I was just too perfect and hit your head on a table
Three: Got distracted checking me out and ran into a chainsaw
Patton: Whoa there kiddos! Let's not go running into any chainsaws, alright? Virgil, get back here. I mean it. No. NO. GET AWAY FROM THAT.
Logan: Well, logically, there shouldn't be any chainsaws in the general vicinity of Thomas's house, there's simply no reason for one to be- OH HOLY CROFTERS VIRGIL GET AWAY FROM THE CHAINSAW
Remus: *cackling, running around with a massive chainsaw* FUCK Y'ALLLLLLL
Deceit: Remus you absolute goddamn idiot, get back here and give me that
Remy: ...
gonna
go
grab
some
coffee
...
BE BACK NEVER!
Thomas: *whispers* what is happening???
by sparrow system May 23, 2020

A thomas woodhall means to be a failure to mates. Too Come clubbing and not dance. Too have a life with only one commitment...the wife
by Clarance pencil face September 30, 2008
