Keep That Cookie Moist

Basically stemming from, "take that cookie" or "take you're cookie", if someone tells you this, it is like saying, "keep that seat warm for me" but they want you to keep your ass ready for them so when they tryna take it, its nice and soft.

Keep That Cookie Moist for me for when I come back around the block tonight

by OlneyNigga1 December 30, 2022

Sufficiently Moist William

A more proper way of saying wet willy.

John: Would you like a wet willy?

Adam: Hell no!

John: Would you like a sufficiently moist Willam?

Adam: A what?

John:*gives sufficiently moist William*

by NGMMSB February 12, 2018

moist flange seepage

The word most should already have you primed. It needs no introduction or alternative meaning.
Flange is an opening, a rim or collar, you get the idea.
Seepage is what is creating the moist nature of said flange.

"Does anyone fancy a drink from the bar?"
"Does moist flange seepage come to mind?"

by Spytfyre November 20, 2018

Moist to meet ya

A word game used to greet a sneaky link or spicy partner in order to let them know that not ONLY are you happy to have encounter with them, but that you are also moist just by seeing them.

Example: S is being introduced to G by a friend but the already have something secretly going on. S says “Hi!” G, being the spicy lil beach they are says “Moist to meet ya 😜”.

by Mss L.B February 28, 2022

Moist Pupper Stuffer

A little dog's wet nose, often used to stuff its face into things. Ex; food bowls, owner's butt cheeks, or other crevices.

Susie: Oh my gosh! Your dog's little wet nose is so cute!
Fred: Oh, yeah. That's Gizmo's Moist Pupper Stuffer.

by Chad252 November 18, 2016

Moist Carpet Foot

When you get water on your feet and walk on a carpet (or rug) and ur feet feel weird and you get that weird carpet smell.

“Yo I got moist carpet foot” said Tommy

“Ew dude get away from me” said Chris, disgusted.

by vngel1a March 1, 2021

cunt moist towelette

Something to say after the word cunt when you can't think of anything else to say after the word cunt

Ian: You fucking cunt boy
Ryan: Shut up cunt bucket
Ian: Die! cunt moist towelette!

by ELrod March 26, 2007