Mitch

The most lit kid in middle school. HOOOOOOOOOT🔥 Lovely, nice, and caring. But his brain doesn't work so much.

Hey look at John he is such a Mitch.

by JkLOLS122 February 8, 2017

Mitch Connor

Mitch Connor is Cartmans hand but seen with 2 eyes and a mouth

Kyle: CARTMAN MITCH CONNOR IS NOT A REAL PERSON ITS JUST YOUR HAND YOU FATASS.

Cartman: SHUT UP YOU STUPID JEW.

by Soggy_Toast69420 November 12, 2023

mitch

A boy who killed himself after losing an iPod.

An hero.

Hey, did you know that mitch is such an hero?

by mish1 September 22, 2018

Mitch

Mitch a very perfect person. She is the kindest person you'll ever met. She's smart, talented, gorgeous, and sexy, She is so perfect, everyone adores her. When you're on her good side she'll do anything to make you happy. She's everyone's type, even girls like her. Once you had Mitch there's nothing better.

Girl: wow I'm almost like her!
Guy: no your not..
Girl: why?
Guy: cause no one can be that perfect except mitch

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Mitch

Mitch’s have the best laughs ever. They have long, luxurious hair kind of like a lion’s mane. They make awesome food so good it’ll make you moist. Mitch’s are notoriously good with kids. They make great husbands and role models.

“Wow, look at that Mitch. He’s so sexy he looks like Mufasa.

by VA2daMO July 21, 2019

MITch(es)

Term used to describe a female MIT student, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are undeniably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good time.

Janna: Dude, why the fuck would you chose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!

Luke: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Holly: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.

Karen: I'll be fine as long as my MITch(es) love me!

by eniwaffles April 30, 2014

Mitch the mole

A gay object call Mitch the mole plays with his cool friends that don’t like him. He is one of the most small dicked people in town and Jesus doesn’t love him.

What a Mitch the mole

by Mitch the mole October 27, 2018