last year syndrome

When asked the date, providing the previous year instead of the current year. Most common in January.

I just wrote January 2nd 2015 instead of 2016. Damn you last year syndrome!

by ManMan36 April 19, 2016

Last Meal Request

A man's last meal request on death row is pussy.

LAST MEAL REQUEST

Prison Guard: Hey, what do you want for your last meal before you die?
Prisoner: Hmm? Pussy
Prisoner Guard: Got it
*Government abducts sexiest bitch with a fat ass*
Prisoner Guard: Here's your meal you requested.

*Prisoner Guard hands over bitch with fat ass*
Prisoner: Thanks, man.

*Prisoner slurps the shit out of the bitch's pussy as she screams like never before*

by JohnnnDoeee August 3, 2019

peace and quiet at last

A phrase commonly used when an annoying-ass bastard of a person leaves.

"peace and quiet at last," John said as his uncle's annoying girlfriend left.

by NOTCODYPIERCE July 11, 2018

The Last Shadow Puppets

2 guys 1 mic

The Last Shadow Puppets are pretty gay

by extraomnes August 17, 2022

Down to my last

When you are particularly short on something. IE: money, food, gas, motivation, etc.

"God, I need some help please. I am down to my last."
"I wish I could spare some change, sir, but I am down to my last."

by GodAndCountry1776 October 4, 2018

oikawas last wishes

oikawas last wishes is a fanfic by DanaiaCake originally from the anime haikyuu. as the name says it’s about oikawa and iwaizumi.

it will make you sob for HOURS and weeks after you finished it. it will forever scar your heart.

a: have you read oikawas last wishes yet? it’s really good.
b: no. i choose happiness.

by gojō satoru May 6, 2021

Obamas last name

It is II. I googled it. Just go on do the same. His last name is II

Person 1: What is Obamas last name?
Person 2: Jeffrey Eppstein didnt kill himself

by Dr. Sucuk187 December 20, 2019