Crown Royal

The act of placing one’s scrotum in the tail pipe of a Toyota Crown sedan and then turning the vehicle on.

You hear about Doug? He got third degree burns from giving himself a Crown Royal last night.

by Equinsuocha June 25, 2025

Polishing my crown

“Polishing my crown” is a metaphor for being in one’s power and peace, with nothing able to shake integrity. Even if fighting flu.

Even though men fling themselves at me I am unflappably polishing my crown and continuing uninterrupted on my path to self actualization

by Robster51123 November 25, 2024

cash crown cartel

A sorry bunch of fakers. They claim to be gangstas, but nobody believes them. Their beats and rhymes are horrible. It has been established that their personal wealth only amounts to $360, which they display in an open briefcase. They suck big time.

They also claim they are going to kill 50 Cent.

Cash Crown Cartel? Who are they?

by Caribou Lou November 1, 2007

crown eater

The act of eating a girl out while she's in labor (crowning)

That boy is a crown eater

by Bora1220 November 13, 2017

Red crown

The Red crown is something that people might say when talking about someone, someone who is in control, a manipulator, or a ruler. For example:

"Their such a manipulator.. like their wearing the Red crown! Right?"

"Yeah!"

by Viilambburr December 20, 2022

Foreskin crown

Tiara-like, placed on the representation of a self-assured man.

"1: Why don't you ever consider other opinions? Including your own?
2: I wear my foreskin crown proudly.
1: Ok."

by slacketstew December 9, 2019

Anglia Crowning

When a company continues to operate, despite being obviously insolvent and run by donkeys and employing a majority of staff members that struggle with the most basic of English language tasks. Often run by Swedish venture capitalists that sound vaguely like a product range in IKEA

Are they still running, Dave?
Yep, they are Chris. They're Anglia Crowning.

How come they are still managing to operate, they've been doing nothing for weeks!
Anglia Crowning. Just pure crowning.

by FuzzCumber November 5, 2025