when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
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Person 1 :My name jeff lelel
Person 2 : I wish i was an alien so i could avoid you
Person 3 : lol me too
Random guy in the street: did you know aliens are aliens!?!!??!?!?!
Other random guy in the street: kys
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