Wank-mates

Male, female or mixed sex couples/groups who meet to masturbate socially.

A non-marital partner who lets you watch them 'play'.

Jeff and Steve were regular wank-mates in 6-8th grade.

Debbie and Sally enjoyed frigging together before going clubbing.

Fiona and I enjoyed a regular wanks in her parents garden-lodge, last summer. She's a good wank-mate always ready to get her knickers down and rub.

by travelling_man January 28, 2013

tanned wank

masturbating, whilst tanned.

phil: "dayum matt, i just saw bucky having a tanned wank on the balcony"

matt: "that shit is not cool"

by Oliver Hunt December 9, 2008

tank wank

An abbreviation of the name for the practice of 'tantric wanking'. This is when one masturbates to the point of near ejaculation, but then suddenly removes his hand from his penis and proceeds to sit on it in a meditatory stance, thus ceasing the self-stimulation. The wanker repeats this process over the course of two to three days. Needless to say the result is incredibly spectacular, but can unfortunately result in knob-ache.

Boy 1: Where have you been for the past week?
Boy 2: I was having a tank wank
Boy 1: woah.

by Joe Iles December 31, 2007

Wank Marshal

An official, or other duly appointed person, who presides over masturbatory activities in the interests of health and safety. Wank Marshals are properly trained and equipped to ensure safe practice and generally offer a rapid response, aiming to be on-site within 15 minutes. “Assisted relief” is also offered by some marshals for an additional fee.

I think I’ll bash one off... better call a Wank Marshal.

I almost killed myself during an asphy-wank, were it not for the helpful intervention of Sev the Wank Marshal.

by Brigadier Atkins June 21, 2011

Wank Marathon

To have a minimum of six wanks (all cumming) within a day, with just short rest periods in between. Leaving the participant exhausted yet satisfied when crossing the finish line.

What did you get up to this weekend?

watched some TV and had a cheeky wank marathon

by CFI Dave May 18, 2011

Wank Tanks

Your wank tanks are your testicles or balls. where your cum is stored.

K.B. :i need to go unload my wank tank
L.W.: Niceeee!!!

or.....

i need to let my wank tanks start shooting

by kurt butler October 8, 2006

wanking pit

British army slang for a bed.

Get out of them fucking wanking pits!

by Geoff O'Neill January 30, 2005