Used to describe the translucent jumbo rolls of "toliet paper" found is such places as hospitals, college dorms, bars, etc. It takes about 50+ sheets of "toliet paper" to wipe sufficiently & usually rips off one sheet at a time
I'm sick of using the √toliet paper to wipe my ass with at work, I may have to bring in a roll of charmin
by jifter November 7, 2010
Get the √toliet papermug. by Chinese Jet Pilots August 25, 2005
Get the paper phonemug. by trey jouisseau August 8, 2006
Get the paper dreamsmug. i got so excited watching Peggy hanging her knickers on the line it took half a roll of bog paper to mop up the stain i made on the carpet.
by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003
Get the bog papermug. (n.) - weak one-ply toilet paper that tears off from the initial tug by the user in order to create the necessary momentum to tear off a sufficient amount to wipe one's ass pocket. Usually, the aforementioned user will be a shit pocket themselves, and discard this paper onto the floor of a public restroom for the master of custodial arts to come and clean up.
by MeezyK November 17, 2011
Get the Momentum Papermug. A term used to describe a weapon (i.e. a tank, as per the name) that is designed but never actually built. Alternatively, a term refering something that one intended to do, but never got around to doing.
Guy 1 (who knows nothing about weapons): Dude check out the Maus!
Guy 2 (who knows a fuckton about weapons): Meh, it's just a paper panzer.
Girl: I thought you were going to fix the sink?
Guy: It's a paper panzer.
Guy 2 (who knows a fuckton about weapons): Meh, it's just a paper panzer.
Girl: I thought you were going to fix the sink?
Guy: It's a paper panzer.
by RedShocktrooper June 17, 2011
Get the Paper Panzermug. "'Ere, John! Aint that old Muffindamule over there?"
"Nagh, can't be. The paper hat's still banged up for noncin', doin' a three stretch"
"Nagh, can't be. The paper hat's still banged up for noncin', doin' a three stretch"
by stropmag October 4, 2006
Get the paper hatmug.