Slimey lemon

The act of shitting on someone’s chest and cutting the turd with your piss

My girlfriend was all excited for a Slimey lemon but I just couldn’t piss all the way through my turd

by Dirty kid bill July 16, 2022

Lemon sniffer

Someone who is so unskilled at their task that they should resign to sniffing lemons so that they may have a chance of succeeding at something.

Warzone callout - you lemon sniffer!

by IT_Guy October 2, 2022

smelly lemon

A sexual act in which one inserts a lemon into their asshole before sexual intercourse. After sex, the lemon is taken out and eaten by the other participant.

Hey baby, want to do the smelly lemon with me tonight?

by Smelly lemonader December 10, 2017

Lemon chocolate

A code name for hot Asian women.

You like Caramel girls? Screw that, I need some of that lemon chocolate.

by HVG and Elmo November 12, 2012

Lemon Cookie

An endearing nickname for someone who is both sweet and sour, the appropriate ratio should be 70/30. They can be one of the sweetest people you know. Watch out for the sour kick, it tends to come on unexpectedly. The sour bite will make you want to pucker up, wake you up, and add that extra spice to your life! A person who is very adorable. They are usually tall, strong, and very compassionate. They give the best hugs ever, and possess a smile that makes your heart pound. They are by far the nicest people anyone could ever know. If you meet one, keep them close.

Are you dating a Lemon Cookie?
Yes- Good! Keep them forever!
No- You probably should get on that!!!

I dare you to take a bite!

I met this Lemon Cookie the other day and just can't get enough!

by Ska-ttz Ez May 16, 2019

Lemon Ballz

When ya ballz are a little sweaty with zesty sour funk.

Maggie went down on me as soon as I got in from my workout. I guess she was horny enough not to be bothered by my lemon ballz.

I need a shower. I can smell my own nasty ass lemon ballz.

I could tell by the watering of her eyes, she was gagging on my lemon ballz.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020

Lemon Nigga

Light skinned niggas that act kinda sweet, kinda like a lemon.

Look at Aiden over acting like a lemon nigga.

What’s a lemon nigga?

A light skin nigga like Aiden.

by LittleBill423 December 13, 2022