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sloppy glove

When you take a shit so wet it covers your whole ass, So when it comes to wiping your better off wrapping your hand in toilet paper first
I knew once i was done crapping i was going to have shit from one cheek to the other, Looks like its {sloppy glove} time
by master_thune February 4, 2010
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Replica Glove

the replica glove is a glove in slap battles that has 46 power, 14 spe- 16 speed, and has the abillty to spawn a clone of yourself but clones have really low iq so dont be suprised if they just walked off the edge. theres also a 1/7500 chance of spawning bob which gives u a badge if u successfully spawm bob. overall its kinda bad but eh its meh.
"Clones have a very low iq, don't be suprised if they just walk off a cliff" - Replica Glove Tooltip.
by memeaddictive2 July 15, 2023
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fishermans glove

The inserted hand of a man into a woman's vagina. The fluids of which smell rank!
FIRST MAN: "Dam! Smells like a cunt, that does!"
SECOND MAN: "I'd get that seen by a doctor, I would! Smells like you have fishermans glove!"
by Cleanboi December 12, 2013
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Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.
Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.
by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012
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Sober Glove

The sober glove is the way, the truth, and the light out on the roads after you gullet too many beerz with the boys. Have too many beerz? Get behind that wheel and strap on your sober glove!
After a way few too many at Club J, The Midtowner, and Brozzz, Cakeman reached in his pocket and heard those keys rattle. It was time to shake and bake baby!!! He strapped on that sober glove and made Cty M his bitch. Yeehaw brother!!!
by RawDyke July 16, 2023
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Take off the white gloves

To retaliate against an oppressor with little, if any, regard for them.
In order to free ourselves, we must take off the white gloves
by Heyitsj000 November 8, 2020
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socks in the glove box

A term for men that stuff their pants.
Tommas had socks in the glove box, that's not all him.
by lmaiga October 1, 2011
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