flat earther

someone who literally believes in the supernatural, in fantastical unrealistic things that belong in fantasy stories that fly in the face of modern scientific understanding. a person who ignores rational evidence of the way things actually are according to facts, and instead adheres to a worldview best left behind in the dark ages.

a religious person is a flat earther.

by chuckybubbles July 28, 2016

Flat Tire

Getting an elbow in the testicles during a pit stop gone wrong.

I was getting the best pit stop from this girl when she accidentally gave me a flat tire.

by TheMasterOfBates May 6, 2011

tortilla flats

A place were mexicans hang out.

Dude, Jose and his clan are over at the tortilla flats.

by Kevin Peterson May 18, 2004

Flats or drums

refers to the woman’s body flats meaning no/ little butt or boobs and drums meaning a lot/ big butts and boobs

guy 1: yeo matt what do you prefer flats or drums?
guy 2: mhm, i like to grasp those drums all night.

by hockey star j dawg June 15, 2018

Flat Peak

A chav hat where the peak has to be completely flat, otherwise the chav will "Merk" you if you bend it. The sticker of "New Era" is often left on most of them, if not all of them.

Chav 1: Nah mate, check dat flat peak!
Chav 2: Man dats nuthin, I've got an NY one at home.

by Baggaz January 9, 2009

canal flats

is a huge ass hick town, people from canal flats are ripped, all of them. Also, one of the biggest cracktowns knowen to man.

Wow, they smell like crack, they must be from canal flats.

by PYJOTUH,LC6;GKO August 17, 2008

Tortilla Flats

A neighborhood in Leucadia, California. Also the name of the local punks' tagging crew. Sometimes tagged TxFx ENC

Damn! It look like the Tortilla Flats crew went through a whole can of color on your wall last night Mikey!

by w. Coastal Eddie March 4, 2007