Steve - Oh, man I just got that new porn I ordered! I am soooo staying in tonight!
Dave - Dammit Steve, you've got to slow it down or you're going to give yourself tug burn!
Steve - I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!
Dave - Dammit Steve, you've got to slow it down or you're going to give yourself tug burn!
Steve - I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!
by AnUncleverName April 28, 2008

The effect where one put's one's hand in a recently ejaculated pool of sperm on a bed and reacts wildly due to the sudden sensory effect of the unexpected damp.
Person A: AAAAAH (waves hand wildly)
Person B: Dude, what the fuck?
Person A: I just got sperm burned from your jizz, asshole.
Person B: Dude, what the fuck?
Person A: I just got sperm burned from your jizz, asshole.
by Mack Daddy Mark Morrison February 24, 2010

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by Loryn July 1, 2005

by Zach B. May 6, 2003

when you have a laptop sitting on your leg for a long time and the heat from the laptop burns you. more common in old laptops
by Sir_Schmoopy June 8, 2007

end of the school year bonfire in which you throw all school related items i.e. papers, tests, notebooks, etc.
Lisa: This year is over. I never want to see any of these papers again.
Jack: Me neither. Burn party this weekend? We'll throw it all into the fire.
Jack: Me neither. Burn party this weekend? We'll throw it all into the fire.
by beeslice June 2, 2008
