boxing the clown

The act or art of manual stimulation of your own, not another's, hang-down.

I sat at home last night with the Sears catalog, boxing the clown till I was raw.

by Tunis August 27, 2003

Boxing the Compass

A game/challenge whereby consenting partners attempt to use any and as many items in a 360 degree radius for sexual purposes (normally stimulatory/penetrative).

We didn't come as we were busy boxing the compass.

by Mouse815 June 22, 2016

boxin' the whip

Filling an enclosed area with marijuana smoke, in this case a car.

Yo, son, we was boxin' the whip in the parking lot last night!

by 21+ November 9, 2010

Boxing The Dummy

for a man to slap his cock around

for a man to jerk his pork

for a man to skin his mule

Damn I'm bored, I guess I will just stay home and box my dummy

wheres dave? oh that fucker is off somewhere boxing the dummy

by Joe Clabough October 18, 2008

hot boxing the cops

to create or innovate something in a totally k-rad junglist techstep revival way - usually reserved for use when referencing nerds wearing all black with long, unkempt facial hair and voracious body order or "comic book guy" characters a la Matt Groening's "The Simpsons"

Did you see that guy in the BATMAN t-shirt cruise over from his LAN party to piss off the people in the next room having a wedding reception? Dude was totally hot boxing the cops!

by jbl December 31, 2003

Boxing The Conversation

During a conversation, if one manages to perform the following in sequential order; a one-upper, a random segue, a one-downer, and finally another random segue which takes the conversation back to the beginning. The sequence can begin at any step as long as it forms a figurative box at the close of the manoeuvre.

"Terry is boxing the conversation with Bennie, this is hilarious! Hahaha!"
or "You've been boxed bro!"
or "Classic boxing!"

by christophergbass March 29, 2017

Boxing the Uvula

Attempting to deep-throat but can only strike the uvula due to unfortunate anatomy.

My buddy Sam was hooking up with a girl but he was only boxing the uvula since he's Korean.

by CrankDatMihoyMinoy August 12, 2023