A roblox meme. When you start playing Roblox, you will wear bacon hair. Bacon hair has been highly criticised for being the "worst hair on roblox."
by h2008 June 12, 2018
Get the Bacon Hairmug. A religion revolving around bacon whose followers will eat bacon with literally anything, including bacon with bacon. DO NOT bring turkey bacon to them as they will sacrifice you and it to their god in exchange for actual bacon.
"Bacon is our god because bacon is real"
I eat bacon because I am a true believer in the religion of bacon
I eat bacon because I am a true believer in the religion of bacon
by 011011001011000101001110100010 May 28, 2015
Get the Religion Of Baconmug. by anonymous November 11, 2021
Get the SUSSY BACONmug. Verb Phrase.
The action of taking something less palatable and making it more so by cloaking it in something more appealing.
The action of taking something less palatable and making it more so by cloaking it in something more appealing.
"We want to drive opens on this direct mail piece about a pretty boring event, so we'll wrap it in bacon by putting a monkey in a tuxedo on the enclosure."
by el_chacal September 27, 2011
Get the Wrap it in Baconmug. When you forgot your bacon at a friend's house, and she eats everything after you told everyone you made out. But it is the worst type of revenge. It leaves you heartbroken, devastated, hits you right in the core.
Did you eat all my bacon?? You bitch!
Well I was pissed, so I ate it all. Nothing tastes as good as revenge bacon.
Well I was pissed, so I ate it all. Nothing tastes as good as revenge bacon.
by Micheal.SCARN May 3, 2017
Get the revenge baconmug. 1. A greasy penis, whether it be because one masturbated with butter or crisco; or because the hair gel used on one's pubes sweated onto the penis.
2. A penis reserved for thicker women.
2. A penis reserved for thicker women.
1. Whoa Jim! You better put your pants on before I squirt some soap on your greasy bitch bacon. You need to clean that thing up!
2. Suzy, you get your skinny ass off my bitch bacon right now, you know I only like porky polly's!
2. Suzy, you get your skinny ass off my bitch bacon right now, you know I only like porky polly's!
by assman8407 August 13, 2010
Get the Bitch Baconmug. pronounced bake N' wake.
similar to wake N' bake.
but instead of waking up to partake in a bowl of the ganja. rather wake up and partake in delightfully cooked bacon.
similar to wake N' bake.
but instead of waking up to partake in a bowl of the ganja. rather wake up and partake in delightfully cooked bacon.
by phor twunny August 14, 2009
Get the Bacon' wakemug.