Someone who rudely eats really loud, and doesn't respect basic manners. If you're a loud eater, you do these things.
1. Always eat and chew with your mouth wide open.
2. Talk while chewing.
3. Slurp whenever you drink a beverage.
4. Loudly bite your spoon or fork when using it.
5. Every time you open your mouth, loudly take a deep breath.
6. Get a good nice "ahhh" whenever you finish sipping your beverage
7. Burp at least a few times.
8. Lick your face and fingers to get all the food off it. Napkins are for losers.
9. Every time you put food in your mouth, loudly drop your silverware so it makes a "bang" on your plate.
10. If you're having soup, let plenty of it drip down into your bowl so it sounds like a nice waterfall.
1. Always eat and chew with your mouth wide open.
2. Talk while chewing.
3. Slurp whenever you drink a beverage.
4. Loudly bite your spoon or fork when using it.
5. Every time you open your mouth, loudly take a deep breath.
6. Get a good nice "ahhh" whenever you finish sipping your beverage
7. Burp at least a few times.
8. Lick your face and fingers to get all the food off it. Napkins are for losers.
9. Every time you put food in your mouth, loudly drop your silverware so it makes a "bang" on your plate.
10. If you're having soup, let plenty of it drip down into your bowl so it sounds like a nice waterfall.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 1, 2021
Get the Loud Eatermug. by Fashions December 9, 2017
Get the Loud Capsmug. I want to hear ELON YELL LOUD!!!! , those FUCKING FORDS UNION BROWN NOSERS as do we have to give everyone a LOLLIPOP for not buying my TESLA'S as I am with ELON!!!! , ARE YOU!!!!
by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 14, 2021
Get the ELON YELL LOUD!!!!mug. Lily Loud was born in January 31st of 2013, she officially turns 12 years old this year and guess what... she's beautiful as heaven right now since she's a young woman.
Just gotta wait until the year 2033 when she finally reaches age 20 so she can have sex with me.
Just gotta wait until the year 2033 when she finally reaches age 20 so she can have sex with me.
by Jurgen Sebastian (stupid bitch January 31, 2025
Get the Lily Loudmug. A sentence used in any conversation that will make your friends stop talking and will do 1 of 2 things:
1. They will genuinely act surprised, like they don't know what the fuck happened
2. They will stop talking and will be weirded by the fact that you randomly just said that
1. They will genuinely act surprised, like they don't know what the fuck happened
2. They will stop talking and will be weirded by the fact that you randomly just said that
by SoggyWeetBix69420 March 16, 2021
Get the loud and potentially surprising sound effectmug. 
by Dr Mercury January 8, 2022
Get the Loudmug.