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Javi-bullshit

The act of procrastinating and acting like a baby by creating a mess for other people to clean up.
Tired of your damn Javi-bullshit
by Tomas Williams November 11, 2021
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Highquality-Bullshit

Ting or outcome that is hard to comprehend
"Bullshit. A Highquality-Bullshit "-Gary Anderson at 2018 PDC World Champion
by bobnsons December 20, 2018
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Bullshit shovel

1. the Thinking cap's bigger brother. The state you're in when writing (say, a paper) that makes you write long and complicated sentences to fill up the space.

2. the mental jumbo that makes you write stuff that sounds important and educated, but on closer inspection says not very much at all.
1. Wow, this sentence is, like, over 5 lines long and I'm not even writing in German. Must be swinging the Bullshit shovel.

2. "In hindsight to the proliferous occurence of said phenomenon..." Ah, another clueless one who started using the Bullshit shovel.
by Mantaur104 December 28, 2010
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backseat bullshit

A fear someone has that another person makes fun of because they think it's stupid, thinks the person is a crybaby, or thinks is funny.
Ross: is the fire gonna get bigger? *backs up from campfire*

Rob: look at you, with your backseat bullshit.

Ross: *pushes*
by aria k! March 8, 2022
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Perfect bullshit

It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.
“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”
by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020
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Bullshit and Bobbles

Being fake or using someone and the crap we buy in life.
I can't believe that mother fucker was just using me this whole time! Everything was just bullshit and bobbles to his ass!
by dumb1tch2015 June 9, 2015
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chippy bullshit

Idk tbh, but my boyfriend told me to knock off my "chippy bullshit" and it hurt and was rude as hell😊
by Trashynotclassyabbey December 21, 2017
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