by Rufus April 13, 2003
Get the half-tardmug. 1. A sing-let (short or long-sleeved) made of spandex or nylon worn by a male.
2. A man acting foolishly, disrespectfully, or pig-headed in nature.
2. A man acting foolishly, disrespectfully, or pig-headed in nature.
1. The male equivalent to a leotard worn by a female. The Man-tard could be worn for wrestling, exercising, or an extremely ecentric outfit.
2. A man walks up to a women in a bar, insists on buying her the cheapest, un-tasty drink possible, initiates conversation about how often he works out while intermittently flexing his peck muscles. After the women is clear about being un-interested he insists on her number and/or heading to his place that night. She gives him the cold shoulder and he proceeds to call her a "bitch", "whore", or other demeaning term. This is an example of a Man-tard.
2. A man walks up to a women in a bar, insists on buying her the cheapest, un-tasty drink possible, initiates conversation about how often he works out while intermittently flexing his peck muscles. After the women is clear about being un-interested he insists on her number and/or heading to his place that night. She gives him the cold shoulder and he proceeds to call her a "bitch", "whore", or other demeaning term. This is an example of a Man-tard.
by T. Midy-Mae December 14, 2009
Get the Man-tardmug. A white man who is convinced beyond the shadow of a doubt that he is a black man trapped in a white man's body.
"Jesus, look at that fucking G-tard with those baggy pants and that chain around his neck, talking all those ebonics."
by Kellen C. July 7, 2004
Get the g-tardmug. by Escal0n January 17, 2009
Get the Tard Villagemug. Someone (more than likely an Apple fanboy) who buys way to many applications on the Apple App Store, yet will only ever use 4 of them.
Freddy: My iTunes apps combined collection is 1053+ apps at the moment.
Office Worker #1: Can someone please punch freddy in the nuts, he's pissing me off about his app collection again
Office Worker #2: Man chill out, he can't help it, he's an app-tard.
Office Worker #1: Can someone please punch freddy in the nuts, he's pissing me off about his app collection again
Office Worker #2: Man chill out, he can't help it, he's an app-tard.
by Kezzzing December 8, 2009
Get the app-tardmug. a burger concocted by a handicapped individual that works in a fast food joint. Note: The burger is either the total opposite of what you wanted and/or gnarly looking.
Mike-Dude, that retard screwed up my order! It's the total opposite of what I wanted!
Manda-Ha you got the freakin' tard burger!
Manda-Ha you got the freakin' tard burger!
by manda[euphoria] June 27, 2008
Get the tard burgermug. Jack: I'm gonna go get some money from the ATM.
Tim: Why the hell are you gonna do that?
Jack: Because r tard, I don't have enough cash for the damn movie!
Kate: Yeah, you stupid bastard.
Tim: What was that?
Kate: You heard me r tard.
Tim: Fuck you guys!
Tim: Why the hell are you gonna do that?
Jack: Because r tard, I don't have enough cash for the damn movie!
Kate: Yeah, you stupid bastard.
Tim: What was that?
Kate: You heard me r tard.
Tim: Fuck you guys!
by No Problem, Gaylord August 24, 2006
Get the r tardmug.