tard smile 

When you smile (on the verge of laughing) in an empty room with no one around to see you do it.

Jessie was looking at some censored pictures and smiled peevishly....

TARD SMILE.

tard smile by icykittykat February 27, 2011

tard smile 

Looking retarded when you smile.

That girl has a tard smile.

tard smile by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

tard sandwich 

a threesome which includes two mentalfags fucking a normalfag in the form of a sandwich.

"wanna tard sandwich?"

"no faggot shut the fuck up or ill tard sandwich your mother's step grandpa"

tard sandwich by c0p December 11, 2018

tard ass 

Tard Ass : some one who is being a bit of a DICK HEAD and being supremley stupid and non sensical at the same time.

mike : yo man, yo momma is one fat sombitch, i bet she eats corn dogs fro breakfast.

tard ass by mish February 11, 2005

tard monger

those retarded people who always be getting in your face

any girl named rachel

tard monger by Haywood Jabloweme July 9, 2004

tard cake 

retarded pie; refer to the definition of "lidge" :)

dood! ur such a lidgetastic tard cake!

tard cake by tardtastic December 25, 2007

tard moment 

Caution: May be offensive to some

short for retard moment

1. Describes a moment when you are trying to solve a problem, and are wracking your brain and when you find how simple the answer is, you marvel at your own stupidity
2. When you are talking and totally forget what you are talking about

Person 1: Yeah and then I went to....*blanks out*
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I totally forgot what I was saying, tard moment #1.
Person 2: ha ha ha

tard moment by Chairman July 2, 2004