Shit Take

A hot take that is so shitty that it doesn't even qualify as a hot take anymore, thus becoming a shit take

Person 1: You know, gatekeeping is a great thing, I don't know why so many people have a problem with preserving the integrity of the hobby.
Person 2: Dude, you're painting plastic space toys that cost 1000 dollars and making them fight other space toys, that is a shit take and a half if I've ever seen one.

by Angel-Boi September 21, 2021

take it esse

a cooler way to say take it easy. must be said in a quick way with a slight hint of a mexican accent. can also be used to avoid fighting. or in any other way the word take it easy would be used. but it is a more intense way of saying take it easy.

" WERE THE FUCK DID MY WEED GO
eyyy take it esse man, take it esse"

by malshex yalev January 9, 2009

Take light

Means shut up or chill depending on the situations
and it comes from the movie nishabd

Marc you are starting to annoy me, so Take light

by miouth150 November 18, 2009

take a number

Figurative: "If you want to discuss this topic with me, you will need to wait your turn, as there are any number of others who wish to do so who got here before you did."

Comes from a line control mechanism that is found today with decreasing frequency, where one is requested to take a numbered ticket from a strategically placed dispenser and accordingly wait for that number to be called.

Your computer just blew up? Take a number, I've been getting calls on that all day.

by ke6isf October 15, 2004

take that cookie

To engage in vaginal sex.

I am going to take that cookie Amber.

by cjismitch August 31, 2010

take a larry

Take a larry is a slang term used for turning left in Canada.'

Can be said as "Taking a larry" or "Take a larry"

Driver: "Do I turn up here?"
Passenger: "Yeah, take a larry ."

by UrbanDictonaryKappa May 28, 2016

Taking a Twit

Tweeting while taking a shit.

A phenomenon growing more and more popular with the amount of mobile twitter applications available.

Just don't let your mom catch you doing that nasty shit!

YOU: What are you doing?
ME: Just on the toilet Taking a Twit!
YOU: You are one nasty SOB!

by The Real Lobot January 7, 2011