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Tailend Charlie 

In cricket the batsman who comes in at the end of the batting, number 11, the tail.
Captain: One more wicket lads and we've got the win
Player: It's alright skip, its the Tailend Charlie. He won't be around for long.

Tainted Vagina-TG 

When a otherwise perfectly good piece of Strawberry shortcake gets ruined by a dirty motherfucker. Idealy the dirtiest asshole you know.

Also can refer to Any assortment of STD's gained by a filthy partner in a situation where a moment of weakness took the forefront of the girl. Mental lapse, Ignorance, Menopause, blatant stupidly, period, Desperate, Bipolar, pathological Etc..

Does not necessarily refer to STD's directly but can correlate.

TG/Abbreviation
As you see your poon just got contaminated
Skyyjohn: I knew a fine girl and I really liked this girl good fine looking babe but, she fucked this dirty guy this real dirty guy; now what am I supposed to do I aint hitting that now it's ruined what do you call that?

"They should really make a name for that"

Ex1.0:I just heard that fine girl in class had sex with a fucking Hobo when she got wasted and lost in the streets. "What the fuck am I supposed to do now I was all over that!..." "SHIT!!

Ex1.2:When you meet a beautiful Good girl and you narrowly miss her and she ends up having sex with the dirty motherfucker that you hate The relationship goes nowhere and you can finally get on that but, now...would you?

TAINTED VAGINA-TG
You really wanted that....
Tainted Vagina-TG by VEHEMENTBLACK October 13, 2011

terrorizing my taint 

Terrorizing my taint. To rub someone the wrong way. To be a fucking pain in the ass. To become really bothersome all of a sudden.
Alright, you're terrorizing my taint already.
terrorizing my taint by 69Dawn October 16, 2005
An American slang term for the human perineum.
"I decided that Yahoo could munch on my taint." (www.maddox.xmission.com)
taint by neptina March 24, 2005
Taint on a female body is the area directly below the vagina yet above the anus. Its purpose is to seperate the tuna aroma of the vagina from the shit odor experssed from the asshole. Without tie taint, it would simply smell like shitty fish and reproduction of the human species would not exist.
Man, i went down on this bitch and she didnt smell like shit at all. She had a perfect taint. Smooth as a babies bottom.
Taint by Dan weird October 31, 2017

taint juice 

The sweat that comes from one's taint. See also swalls
Damn it, you'd better drink my taint juice!