Blazing Tornado Marksman

When you use a leaf blower to shoot a shit at someone and they try to hit it with their nut

Dude this girl last night came up to me and wanted to do a Blazing Tornado Marksman and i said ok whatever

by GumptionateShaboingboing February 21, 2023

Tornado battle

The tornado battle is the act(a quite homosexual one) of spinning your erect penis in a tornado motion into another persons penis that is still and erect. The point is to hold out for as long as possible-like a game of uncle.

"Me and damian had a crazy tornado battle, I lasted 5 minutes but he ended up cumming on my dick, I think he's gay"

by THE401SAVAGE April 1, 2016

tornado jockey

A political struggle between multiple individuals in a family or organization, especially a struggle for the position of boss or underboss in a mafia family.

If you're somewhat of an outsider, and your family is in the middle of a tornado jockey, please stay out of it if you don't want a bigger scandal

by Sexydimma April 1, 2017

tornado knot

A tie knot that is tied so horribly that it looks like a tornado came by and wrapped it around your neck.

Good luck at your job interview with that tornado knot you got there.

by alucardeverlasting October 31, 2013

Tornado

goofy lookin ass who can't get a kill in games

This guy tornado sucks at FA

by RaizeI October 1, 2022

Tornado

When a big mouthed whore sucks you silly and in the middle of the blow job takes your whole shaft and balls in her mouth and proceeds to tongue punch your fart box

The ol lady down the street gave me a tornado... I'm a new man

by MasterBDC February 8, 2018

dominican tornado

When you spin your penis in a circular motion while peeing on your significant other.

Him: Hey I wanna try something new tonight

Her: like what?
Him: How about a Dominican Tornado?

by sookysooky April 24, 2024