69 syndrome is a condition where people unironically find the number 69 everywhere. This is a prime symptom for a chronic disease called ligma thats was first discovered when Richard Tyler 'Ninja' Blevins completed a fortnite challenge where he had to ligma balls.
Mr. Joe, You have been diagnosed with the 69 syndrome.
Joel David Pereira sees the number 69 everywhere, I think he has the 69 syndrome.
Joel David Pereira sees the number 69 everywhere, I think he has the 69 syndrome.
by Multilord January 15, 2022

When a female is showing rather awkward and sketcy behaviour when texting or talking to a male. It is also common when females own a Nissan Altima.
From the streets she came, to the streets she shall be returned
Bro 1: Bro shawty gotta be a mechanic, everytime I pass by her house theres always a Hellcat there
Bro 2: Bro, hate to break it to ya, but she got Streets Syndrome, thas when she be palyin with too many dudes dawg
Bro 1: Bro shawty gotta be a mechanic, everytime I pass by her house theres always a Hellcat there
Bro 2: Bro, hate to break it to ya, but she got Streets Syndrome, thas when she be palyin with too many dudes dawg
by PedroMartins April 28, 2020

After a Person watches the Movie "The Batman" (2022) they Start chill in Dark Places, Monologue at the Sound of the Music "Something in the Way" by Nirvana, Say "I'm Vengeance", and listen to Something in the Way every Day
Joe "Guys i think Marcus has The Batman Syndrome"
James "What makes you think that"
Joe "Look at him"
Marcus Sitting in a Sofa With the Lights turned off, While something in the Way playing in the Background while he Looks at the Window
James "What makes you think that"
Joe "Look at him"
Marcus Sitting in a Sofa With the Lights turned off, While something in the Way playing in the Background while he Looks at the Window
by Gordonman69 April 17, 2022

Box syndrome is when you have a good job but decide to drink and be depressed so instead of staying at your job you decide to switch jobs every 2 months
loser unstable alcoholic
loser unstable alcoholic
by Tater85 October 8, 2018

Obesseive call of duty syndrome to be so addicted to modern warfare 2 that all life processes are blocked and the laws in nature are blocked. People get all of their necessary nutrients from the game and do not actually need to physically eat food to survive. Try this experiment out on your child and you will see that they will either grow strong or have no social life ever.
Mom: Honey, come eat
Child: WTF MOM I'M PLAYING CALL OF DUTY LEAVE ME ALONE. I DON'T NEED TO EAT, COD IS TAKING CARE OF ME
Mom: Shit, he has OCOD Syndrome
Child: WTF MOM I'M PLAYING CALL OF DUTY LEAVE ME ALONE. I DON'T NEED TO EAT, COD IS TAKING CARE OF ME
Mom: Shit, he has OCOD Syndrome
by mcskillet69 November 15, 2009

Look at that guy, he's as white as a sheet! Typical case of Hofte Syndrome
Yesterday that dude had a Hofte Syndrome, he was laying behind the sofa
Yesterday that dude had a Hofte Syndrome, he was laying behind the sofa
by Ibeh November 7, 2015

Acronym for Always Be Carrying Shit. ABCS sufferers are often seen attempting to carry entirely too much crap on their person. Affects primarily proto bag ladies and young fashionistas.
I saw Ashlee yesterday and she was carrying her giant purse, two Forever 21 shopping bags and her min pin Rascal in a tote bag. Poor thing, I think she suffers from ABCS syndrome.
by j-biz da muzak man January 28, 2013
