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Diabetes Titties

Huge, floppy, fat titties, usually accompanied by skinny legs and ass. This body can only be attained through years of cigarette smoking, convenience store eating and Medicade. Preference of drink usually includes a fruity boxed wine. Meals consist of any encased meat on a bleached flour bun or a cream based casserole. Sketchers footwear preferred.
That bitch at the VFW had some nice ole diabetes titties. Then I seen her skinny legs wrapped around the bar stool.
by Section 8 pope June 18, 2015
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bittie titties

by TPJSchoolStreet May 2, 2016
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Land titties

A beautiful pair of mountains perfectly in the shape of female breasts.
by Oro173 November 26, 2016
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boner titties

Titties that give a man a boner.
I gave my husband and erection last night from my boner titties.
by Ownedkitten January 31, 2017
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Infiniti Titties

This term is used to describe the look of a Woman's breasts when they resemble the Infiniti car logo

They tend to be very large but also very saggy
Guy 1: what do you think about the rack on her?
Guy 2: she's got infiniti titties
Guy 1: oh yeah, I can see that
by Erraticass April 25, 2017
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trampoline titties

A way to describe artificially breasts. A subtle feature wear if you were to touch the breasts your hand might bounce back due to its "trampoline" style implants. First heard it on the song "You Da Baddest, by future. ft. Nicki Minaj." As said by Future (Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn), "trampoline titties, girl, they bouncin', yea ...".
Damn that girls got some trampoline titties.
by northernlord November 19, 2017
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Slappa Titties

A pair of breasts that are small, but elongated resembling water balloons that are not fully filled. The only thing you can do with them is squeeze at the base and slap the oblong protrusion.
The bitch I was with last night had slappa titties. Couldn’t do anything with em but squeeze and slap em until they turned red.”
by JT Return of the Mack 9797 August 3, 2018
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