This theory states that a cricket ball in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted upon by the nose of a cricket player.
While playing cricket on a Saturday afternoon, Balaji is struck in the nose by a cricket ball, this is the basic premise of the Theory of Balajitivity. This action breaks a small bone in the player's nose and he is scarred for life. Undaunted, Balaji would return to the field for the glory and honor of his family.
by Festus Wondergums August 8, 2007
Get the Theory of Balajitivitymug. The theory that says that any gay man will respond instantly to one single snap involuntarily. One can use this as a gay detector.
If they don't respond to the snap, they must not be gay.
If they don't respond to the snap, they must not be gay.
-Do you think that guy standing right there is gay?
-I don't know... Let's find out.
*Snaps fingers once*
Guy: What?
The snap theory.
-I don't know... Let's find out.
*Snaps fingers once*
Guy: What?
The snap theory.
by Gay God April 15, 2009
Get the snap theorymug. We're going to run this add campaign completely on the simian theory. Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys people!
by jmusc February 4, 2010
Get the simian theorymug. no strippers are actually decent looking people because if they are then they would be in hollywood, playboy, or modeling.
Amanda said the stripper theory allowed to jared referencing her conversation with a stripper at mikes party... yo.
by HortonUmd810 January 12, 2010
Get the stripper theorymug. What is created when a internet addicted asshole feels the need to make himself feel unique.
A reaction of a genetic predesposition for neurotic tendencies, paranoia, and plain old idiocy.
The theorys that make acutal anti-goverment work that makes sense, and has factual backround look ridiculous.
A reaction of a genetic predesposition for neurotic tendencies, paranoia, and plain old idiocy.
The theorys that make acutal anti-goverment work that makes sense, and has factual backround look ridiculous.
Conspiracy Theory
Alex Jones: Think about it, why does George Bush never talk about his asshole during his speaches, he finds it perfectly reasonable to talk about countries on the other side of the world and yet not about the thing 2 and a half feet from his monkey esque mouth, and I'll tell you why logically speaking as a reporter you can only come to the conclusion that his asshole is a magical space wizard with plans of global domination.
Alex Jones: Think about it, why does George Bush never talk about his asshole during his speaches, he finds it perfectly reasonable to talk about countries on the other side of the world and yet not about the thing 2 and a half feet from his monkey esque mouth, and I'll tell you why logically speaking as a reporter you can only come to the conclusion that his asshole is a magical space wizard with plans of global domination.
by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 12, 2006
Get the Conspiracy Theorymug. by Greg J May 13, 2005
Get the string theorymug. When u are 98% Human and 2 % Nacho so u are Nacho-ManIf u weigh 100Kg and lose 2kg and in the same moment u eat 2 kg of Nachos u are 2 % Nachos= NACHO-MAN
-Joe has mama
-Joe has mama
by LordFaggot December 7, 2020
Get the Nacho Theoriemug.