Phantom hangover

A hangover that is caused by the body being conditioned to consumption of alcohol, and triggered by memory/repetition.

If every Friday you get drunk, and have a hangover every Saturday as a result, your body becomes conditioned to feeling hungover upon waking up every Saturday.

If one friday you do not drink, but wake up feeling hungover anyway, due to your body just plain being used to the routine, you are the victim of a phantom hangover.

***Not an official medical condition, but it happens.

"You look like you had some fun last night."

"No, I didn't drink at all, but I got a phantom hangover!"

by BeppoMonger January 25, 2016

Hangover Purgatory

1. When one is too hung over to get out of bed in the morning, but also too hung over to fall back asleep.

2. The unbelievable dizziness and nausea experienced the morning following a night of heavy alcohol intake, which makes sleeping unattainable and waking up unbearable

I had so many shots of tequila last night, I was in total hangover purgatory this morning

by Bones Malones March 16, 2012

Silent Hangover

a hangover that creeps up on you throughout the day, generally when you wake up still drunk the next morning

Damn bro, I took hella shots last night, thus I will totes be having a silent hangover in a couple hours!

by muffinman091890 May 13, 2011

Unearned Hangover

A hangover resulting from a night of non-excessive drinking.

Vic: "If I would have know I'd have an unearned hangover after only four gin and tonics I would have drank more."

by Power Droid August 6, 2010

Lunch hangover

The comatose, exhausted feeling one experiences in their cube an hour after eating a power lunch. The business equivalent of a food coma.

office drone 1: "Hey, you ready to go over that absurdly complicated excel model?"

office drone 2: "Man can we do it later? I've got a massive lunch hangover."

by Andy1357 August 25, 2009

hangover sex

The art of copulation while mutually suffering from an alcohol induced hangover. Hangover sex is often referred to as a heightened sensual experience at climax (or 'awesome sex'), most likely due to the temporary reprieve from the hell of the hangover, which gives the impression its so much better because of the immense shitehouse of a hangover you had previously.

Michele: Fancy some hangover sex?
Andrew: No thanks I'm not hungover and you stink of stale alcohol.

by MrCh1nn March 15, 2015

Mongolian Hangover

The full day you spend shitting after eating too much delicious stir fry

I can't go out today, I'm on the throne from the Mongolian hangover

by Skrimps February 14, 2020