badge that ferret

taking ownership and sexual conquest of another's genitalia--most often but not exclusively a female's.

Holy shit! wipe that smile off your face--did you just badge that ferret?

by sir spamalot August 30, 2012

pick that one out

When the goalkeeper gets absolutely owned by a top bins screamer and is forced to 'pick that one out' of the net for kick off.

MATT: 'Top bins watch it' *Pelts it top bins* 'YEAH BILLY, PICK THAT ONE OUT'
BILLY: 'Okay... *Picks that one out*

by Matt69lol November 25, 2016

that's so jojo

that's so dodgy/ shady/ sketchy

"I caught him snooping around her bedroom the other day."
"That's so jojo man."

by marrun May 14, 2018

That’s where the dollar stops

Common firehouse phrase used in many ways and possibly for days. Can be used in endings of uncomfortable situations or even in moments with lack of verbal content.

Situational use: Fire Captain watches probationary firefighter prepare meal. When the meal is almost complete the Captain stirs the food in the pan. The probationary firefighter then stated “that’s where the dollar stops.”

by Dollar stopper December 19, 2019

Sissy that Walk

Phrase used by Mother RuPaul on the Emmy Award winning "RuPaul's Drag Race" as well as in the song of the same name. Used to describe someone walking confidently on the runway like they own the room.

"If I fly or if I fall, at least I can say, I gave it all. Now Sissy that Walk."

by kaufmasd February 18, 2021

Ayo that's pretty sus bro

When someone says something really sus (short for "suspicious" from Among Us)

Person 1: Dude, this is so hard!
Person 2: Do you know what else is hard?
Everyone who was listening: Ayo that's pretty sus bro

by A Really Normal Person June 29, 2022

Squish That Cat

Squish that cat
All you need to know
Is to
SQUISH
THAT
CAT
And you just gently squish 'em.
That's not comfortable for the cat
Or, that safe to be honest with you

You can just throw a towel on the cat
And squish 'em with a towel,
Or you can do this scooper upper thing
Football carry just like that
Butt in your hand
And you SQUISH em tight to your body
You know, SQUISH them against your body.

And there we go, we just made friends
With this wonderful lil' cat.
Look at that face
LOOK AT THAT FACE
Squishing is your best friend
When you're dealing with a cat.
You just lean over, squish them nice and tight,
Then again, I'm SQUISHING them into myself
We always squish that cat.

Person 1: Do you prefer to squish that cat with a towel, or by giving them a lil' football carry?
Person 2: I prefer to squish my cat with a towel! How about you?
Person 1: I enjoy giving my cat a lil' football carry.
Person 2: Wow, I love meeting people with different preferences! Thank you for politely joining me in this 100% natural and non-scripted conversation!
Person 1: You're welcome, it was a pleasure analyzing different methods of squishing a cat with you!

by BunnyNotFunnyCrusherForLife March 13, 2023