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Tangentialist 

Someone who agrees to do something specific but becomes distracted and goes off in all directions, like Captain Wrongway Peachfuzz
He agreed to take out the trash but then he, being a tangentialist, went through the trash instead, focusing intently on each item, having decided that YOU don't know what constitutes trash, and that he needs to decide.

He micromanages by being a tangentialist, spiraling Brainiac style into the project - trouble is, he misses the target. By a country mile.
Tangentialist by The debil October 31, 2013
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tangent-fag

1. (v) The act of changing the subject of an argument or debate so as to distract one's opponent or a third party from the point of the opponent's argument.

2. (v) To procrastinate or avoid fulfulling a request by steering the conversation off in a tangent.

3. (n) Someone who partakes in tangent-fagging.
v: eg: Despite Dave's incessant tangent-fagging, John finally got his point across with the help of inertia and a very large baseball bat.

n: eg: Jamie wasn't going to push Oliver off the highway bridge, but Oliver was a tangent-fag so it didn't matter.
tangent-fag by Etowaoi January 1, 2016

tang master

one who achieves massive amounts of poon tang
tang master by weiener September 19, 2017

Tangent Line 

Mathematically speaking, a tangent line to a curve is a line which would coincide with the stream of piss you would create if you were trying to pee on a toilet that was shaped like said curve, at 3 am while trying not to make noise.
-Okay kids, does anyone have any questions regarding tangent lines?
-Yea I don't get it.
-Then get the fuck out of my class you little cunt.
Tangent Line by RelativelyRetarded October 17, 2017

tang dick 

A word to describe a sour tasting Dick possibly from an STD.
Damn dude! I think that Hillsboro Ks girl gave me Tang Dick

Becca I think Aaron has Tang Dick. It was so sour when I was giving him a BJ
tang dick by Mr.TangDick February 2, 2018
Tangena is black but a beautiful girl she is very generous but can be a bitch at times. If tangena hates u then u better get tangena to like u back again or u will regret ur life forever tangena puts so much Hate on those she does not like at all. Tangena is nice caring girl that helps every one on friendship, relationship, family problems and etc u all need a tangena in ur life. Tangena sticks to one boy loves and cherishes him at all time it takes tangena a long time to stop liking a boy
Omg I have a tangena in my life do u?
tangena by Jdjdnennd May 21, 2018
Beautiful intelligent girl. You should be jealous of and she doesn't play about her grades. She awesome to be around beautiful personality. Beautiful but doesn't know it. Doesn't trip off what people think or say. Most favorite saying: " There's 700 million people in this world and you let 1 get to you!?" Or " People talk about you everyday all the time but you let this one irrelevant person change you!?" She doesn't care about having a boyfriend cause she knows better to save her time on a good man. Another favorite saying: "If we're not dating to marry what are we dating for." She KNOWS her cat is a prize and doesn't give it up to any and everyone. Once you lose her you lose her forever.
"I need to find me a Taneyia."
Where is all the good women I need to find Taneyia."
taneyia by Ttttttttttttt22334 September 23, 2018