Southern Stache

When a lady rides a man's face while sipping on an ice-cold sweet tea.

Last night my wife Billie gave me a Southern Stache and I'm wearing it well.

by southern_stache_4_lyfe January 29, 2020

South Carolina Road Scar

An inexplicable 10-15 foot section of highway or interstate in South Carolina that is so scarred to the point it damages vehicle tires, throws off alignments and jolts sleepy motorists awake. Usually occurring after(and most notoriously along I-95) and even more inexplicably hundreds of feet prior to bridges and overpasses, they resemble charred sections of pavement that have been neglected for decades. Also, they are not extended sections of pavement, they usually only last a half second when traveling at typical South Carolina interstate speeds (82-92 mph). In rare cases, the scar extends the entire span of a bridge; however most of these South Carolina Road Scars have been slowly repaired over the course of 15 years.

Trucker 1: That damn four wheeler is about to run into that South Carolina Road Scar after the Pee-Dee bridge.

Four Wheeler: God damn, what WAS that?

Four Wheeler Passenger: Oh, no! What's that yellow light that just came on?

by ausxau March 11, 2020

South lake Bistro

Some horrible food they use to feed the south lake football players and it made them lose every game

Bro the south lake bistro killed solid D

by Soild D June 2, 2020

southern traitor

A phrase used by the yankees during the civil war for betraying the rest of the country.

Away down South in the land of traitors,
Rattlesnakes and alligators,
Right away! Come away! Right away! Right away, come away!
Where cotton's king and men are chattles,
Union boys will win the battles, right away!
Come away! Right away! Right away, come away!
We'll all go down to Dixie, away! Away!
(I just realized this song doesn't have southern traitors in it lol)

by justryingtolive667 June 17, 2021

South Parkish

South Parkish, a term referring to the popular adult animated show “South Park”. This term is used to describe something as obscene, sexual, and all around unsettling.

Guy 1: Your mom is a dirty slut.
Guy 2: How South Parkish of you to say that

by Confused Conundrum August 1, 2021

Southern Pacific

An overrated California railroad that struggled financially until they begged Union Pacific to buy them, even though many people who simp for them deny this

“HOW DARE UNION PACIFIC REPAINT AN EX SOUTHERN PACIFIC UNIT” -Generic foamer from Redwood City California

by JulianRailroad November 5, 2021

Southern Thumbs Up

When you put your Thumb in someones Ass.

Person 1: "I just gave my girlfriend a southern thumbs up!"
Person 2: "Dang that's crazy."

by SandalV2 August 20, 2021