Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Swiss chicken wings

Swiss chicken wings are chicken wings soaped in Swiss sauce and is a local dish in Hong Kong. Even though it is called "Swiss", it is originated in Hong Kong. It has been believed to be mixed with the word "sweet" due to mispronunciation.

These Swiss chicken wings tasted so sweet, do they come from Switzerland? No.

by BaconFlakesForBreakfast February 28, 2021

Swiss Cheese

Used to define the smell one detects from a man's hairy ballsack.

Fuck, that's definitely swiss cheese!

by Mars-------------Uktor March 17, 2021

Swiss Miss

Avoiding and dodging conflict left and right, intentionally "missing" out on potential drama.

"Hey bro, who did you vote last November?"
"Swiss Miss."
"Huh? The fuck's that mean?"

by Swiss Miss Jazzster May 25, 2021

Swiss Mist

The mist and odor your crotch develops after a long day's work.

I've got quite the swiss mist brewing today.

by DictionarySage May 1, 2021

Large Swiss

When a man makes so many holes to fuck in his mattress it becomes a large piece of Swiss cheese.

I have been making my bed a large Swiss, wanna come see ?

by Large Swiss May 5, 2021

Swiss

To shoot someone with a gun — so many times that their body is full of holes, resembling a slice of Swiss cheese.

“Bro thought he was untouchable until they caught him lacking and swissed him in broad daylight.”

by g0oNy July 4, 2025