When your playing basketball and the ball handler pulls down his pants to moon the defender with his sweaty ass than while the defender is distracted, pants still down, that beast turns around and drains a three point hook shot to win the game
by Big dick pat July 28, 2014

Supervisor: So you gonna have Joey work the cash register
Manager: Nah, his speech ain't polished.... his palms are sweaty.
Manager: Nah, his speech ain't polished.... his palms are sweaty.
by Pizzlej March 3, 2023

An uncomfortable disorder that gives you pubic hair on all parts of your penis. It is said to be named this because a peacock nested on someones cock who had this long ago.
Person #1- "dude that guy has that awesome Sweaty Peacock Syndrome, i bet he gets all the peacocks."
Person #2- "yea i wish i could get a peacock to nest on my cock."
Person #2- "yea i wish i could get a peacock to nest on my cock."
by Humpedpenguinz September 22, 2011

The act of stretching one's scrotum into a batwing like shape and proceeding to stifle one's sexual partner by putting said stretched scrotum on face of partner.
*muffled scream* Amanda: "WHAT THE FUCK?! IS THAT A VEINY BAT WING?" Ahab: "No baby, its a sweaty sleep mask."
by buist2 October 17, 2008

Phil: Oh, no my Dick has a load of Pimples, it's really sweaty..
Jason: You seem to have a Sweaty Dick Syndrome.
Jason: You seem to have a Sweaty Dick Syndrome.
by Sonk July 28, 2011

Two friends engaging in a pre shower sexual act, both friends bend over and touch bums after a long game of fortnite rubbing ones bum on eachother resulting in a sweaty squeaky noise to which they are both satisfied with!
Oh Gerald I’d sure love to engage In some
Sweaty bum sex time after this long game of fortnite that has shooketh me!
Sweaty bum sex time after this long game of fortnite that has shooketh me!
by Sweaty creator May 24, 2018
