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Cat Surgery

Cat surgery- a.k.a. fix-a-cat, is the process of turning a cat into a human-looking being who can act in certain movies. originally illegal in all 50 states... now widely accepted all over the globe. only 9 surgeons have the skill to pull of this difficult procedure. The result of this surgery is strange but beautiful. long live capable sandwich!
the most known cat surgery being is the actor from Other Peoples Lives. his mother Fluffster 5 is very proud...
by adambattlesfrogs August 3, 2008
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Sheet Surfer

One who is skilled at the art of surfing from sheet to sheet.
1.
the swell of the Penis and Both that breaks upon a Sheet or upon sheets during sex.
2.
the mass or line of foamy, silky Ejaculate produced by the penis caused by the rubbing and thrusting of the Booty upon a Penis, Thus enabling the surfer to do her run. –verb (used without object)
3.
to ride a Penis board.
4.
to float on the crest of a Penis toward other sheets towards other penises .
5.
to swim, play, or bathe in the penises.
She knows how to rides many penises and moves up and down through them like a sheet surfer.
by KrizDaMan April 25, 2011
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cast recolation surgery

A word you say when you told your girlfriend you broke your leg and really didnt. You say your in your home resting your leg (when your really playing basketball outside) and she wants to come over and see your cast. You tell her you cant because your about to go get a cast recolation surgery. It works. Trust me.
GF: Hey do you wanna hang out tomorrow?

Guy: Sorry i broke my leg and im getting a cast recolation surgery.

GF: Oh my word! That sounds terrible!
by Romanisrad February 22, 2009
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Surfer

Someone who love surfing and does it cause its fun. they dont say dumb shit like gnarly or radical (but u mite hear radical if they're talking about board shapes in a technical way) they just love having fun surfing. Just because you wear billabong or quiksilver doesnt make u a surfer( even though some surfers may wear those types of clothes) and u dont have to be tan with long blonde hair ( look at some of the ASP surfers and you will see what i mean )actually real surfers might be whiter than posers because theyre in their wetsuits all day. almost no surfers get high or get drunk all the time because its really hard to surf hungover.
poser: yo wats upp brahh lets go ride some gnarly waves with my radical board

surfer: hey lets go surf
by surfintr May 6, 2009
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sexual bypass surgery

A surgery that bypasses the sex that you are. For example if you are a male they dont care...you are going to get that damn ovary removed..
My uncles, dogs, neises, nephews, cousins, sister is going for a sexual bypass surgery tomorrow.
by Crunchy Toast August 12, 2006
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Rocket Surgery

A word dumbasses use, in confusion with rocket science and brain surgery, when trying to insult someone else for not being able to perform a brainless task.
"Explaining this to you is like trying to explain rocket surgery to a retard!" "It's rocket science, you idiot."

"It's not rocket surgery!" "Of course it isn't, because that doesn't exist, moron!"
by Stewartalart October 9, 2011
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suberbia

suberbia is used in tekst by idiots that dont know how to spell suburbia as in sub-urbia.
Example use of suberbia:
wiger,runkle,north jersey,sea cliff,haah,emo
by suberbian September 7, 2009
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