smelldog

gigantic asshole

smelldog was a gigantic asshole to my clan

by clan [-wf-] September 3, 2003

shmelp

white, heterosexual. most commonly used in reference to a white heterosexual male.

Often used in a derogatory context as a replacement for words attacking less prominent groups of people.

That shmelp wouldn't know the first thing about booty base

Dude, why are you watching Friends? That show is so shmelp.

by bruno June 23, 2004

smellbird

A smelly person who has b.o. who does not change their clothes for long periods of time and leaves a rather destinct musk in the room that they currently occupy.

'Tom is a smellbird'

by Bullrat February 15, 2008

Smell your accomplishments

Something immature bitches on the bus make up to insult you which usually means close your legs you smell.

Damnnn girl smell your accomplishments!

by JessaBabe February 26, 2009

Smellbert

One who smells bad, like they haven't showered for a few days.

Get a shower you smellbert, you're a little stinker
Get away from me smellbert, you honk
You're pure honk beast yi wee smellbert

by canucklover September 14, 2010

smell the swell

Knowing that you will get drunk tonight and sometime over the course of the night you will fall and break a bone aka smelling the swell

After having a couple shot, Rachel could smell the swell

by Sexy screamer October 25, 2013

smell like smoke

How your wife/girlfriend/significant other describes the odor emanting from your clothes and every pore of your body after you go to a strip joint and didn't tell her.

Code for going to a strip club. What you say to your bro when you are discussing going to a strip club and not telling your wife/GF/SO.

Wife/GF/SO: You smell like smoke. Did you got to a strip joint?
Husband/BF/SO: Uhhh, what? Strip club? No, uh, my boss was smoking and I had to stand near him. Uh, I need to take a shower honey, love ya.

Guy 1: Bro, let's go smell like smoke!
Guy 2: I'm there.

by KBSfan March 4, 2014