steam

verb, means to fuck over/shit on

You've been steamed.

by Patro September 17, 2003

steam boat

(verb) To defecate within the cleavage of unsuspecting female, with intent to follow standard motorboating protocol.

Oh man, last night I took my date to the mexican restaurant down town and then I totally had a hot steam boat later

by bennybenbenben December 9, 2008

steam tubing

having a girl use a tube to blow smoke into her pussy then breathing in the smoke as you fuck her

i was steam tubing with that bitch and got high as fuck

by phyzc1 January 28, 2012

Saratoga steam pipe

When you fart in a shower stall and the steam not only elevates the gas to face level but also gives it certain swampy superpowers.

Julia accidentally gave herself the Saratoga steam pipe while getting ready this morning. She could have died.

by babe-ah head February 2, 2016

Steam dragon

The shit you take after eating spicy ass Chinese food

Oh god I ate way too much Panda Kung pao I feel a steam dragon brewing!)

by Clit Commander 411 February 26, 2017

Steam review

The worst of the worst. Steam users will relentlessly downvote your review into oblivion if you so much as criticize their favorite game, but will upvote inside jokes and other garbage "reviews" that don't help people out at all. If you base your purchases off Steam reviews you may just be a retard.

If you decide not to recommend a game, you must provide a 10 paragraph essay about why you don't like the game and you have to still kiss the game's ass the whole time and downplay any frustrations you might have, lest you succumb to the wrath of the Steam hordes. This strict mob mentality is not applied if you decide to recommend a game, then you can write damn near anything and get upvotes.

Typical steam review recommendation system:

207 out of 215 people found this review helpful:

I made a cowboy go into space and shoot the moon 10/10! RECOMMENDED!

Meanwhile your review:

2 out of 100 people found this review helpful:

This game was ok, but had some flaws and here's why.... reviewer talks at length why he didn't like the game in a fair manner

by Prometheus McSpanky May 13, 2017

steam fuck

When you boil water and capture the steam and put your dick in it

I'm about to steam fuck that

by Killum May 16, 2017