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Simplex

Person 1: Whoa for some reason that shirt looks really simple and complex at the same time.

Person 2: Yeah I know. I wore it for that exact reason. It is simplex
by Ethan Sch January 14, 2008
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simple plan

Simple plan dont sing that great, but they have more talent than the people who post how lame they are. Simple plan is famous, and are the losers who type out "I hate simple plan they shood die!!"? No. Simple plan is better then they'll ever be... unless they become a doctor, or have a better/more famous band then them....
John: "Simple plan sux. they should die."
Tina: "At least they dont make a living pumping gas!"
by Lilah October 3, 2006
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simple plan

seb in simple plan iz onli 23 david iz 24 and da rest r 25 and avril sux i h8 avril good charlotte rox! and don't diss simple plan and good charlotte cauze dare betta den da shit u listen 2
by A-Jax May 4, 2005
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skimple

masturbatory sex act involving a skimple, a real or simulated gauntlet, while dressed as a barbarian or ancestral native. skimpling's roots are in the early leather bondage subculture, where certain factions felt that the experience was not primal enough. and began wearing furs and medeival garb during play. in a legendary scene from "The Anals of Time", a metal gauntlet was anally consumed by the legendary Amanda Mc Nasty. her repeated cry of "Skimple" gave the practice a name.
as a noun: "That skimple really stretched her out!"
as a verb:"She loves a good skimple."
by gorevidal June 3, 2011
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Simple Syrup

The act of pulling the penis out of a female partner prior to ejaculation. The man then turns towards her simp boyfriend and proceeds to ejaculate on his face. Subsequently leaving a syrup like mess for the simp to clean up.
"Bro she made her boyfriend watch. I totally gave him some simple syrup."
by Charlie_Hardon June 2, 2020
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It's Simple

Code for "It's impossible."
Just run all the way from Atlanta to Memphis in 15 days. It's simple.
by atlanta is awesome August 9, 2012
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Simple Bitch

A Simple Bitch is the female version of a Simple Dick.

Simple Bitch can be applied to men as well. Calling a man a Simple Bitch is a more degrading term than merely saying Simple Dick.
Carmine: "You know, you've really done it this time! Stop being such a simple bitch and grow the fuck up already!"

Lucian: "Its good to finally know what you really think of me."
by Ms. Lacuna August 9, 2009
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