Hillary Starfish

When you blow into someone's asshole and they fart it back out into your mouth.

I was eating ass last night and got Hillary Starfished.

by Bigballs doodoohead January 30, 2024

Starfish shooting stars

When you are trying so hard to push a shit, you hold your breath until your face is red and you about pass the F out resulting in seeing stars.

I ate and drank so much over the past few days I was in the shitter at work until my starfish shooting stars

by Erich Miller March 2, 2021

dry starfish

The condition that develops when one continuously wipes their ass until it dries out, possibly until it bleeds.

Dude, I shouldn't have eaten that Mexican food, I've had to shit so much that I have a dry starfish

by Kab00se December 11, 2016

puker starfish

asshole

your butt looks like a puker starfish

by dummybummy April 4, 2009

Starfish

Entry-level marine mechanic, shop hand under 4 years of experience.

Starfish I need you to service this boat and wipe it down when your done with it.

by Mr.boats May 4, 2023

simmering starfish

When you've farted so many times it hurts your butthole

Guys, I'm having a simmering starfish tonight.. call a doctor or get some beano

by Zkntheprincess January 5, 2017

forced starfish

The forced starfish is a BDSM act which involves one party being bound, and forced to lay still while being fornicated.

The act gets its name from how we see starfish in tide pools. Unable to move.

"You tied him up?"
"Oh, yeah. Total forced starfish situation."

by Theris April 17, 2023