starfish

Having no brain. Slang for being dumb.

Why am I being a starfish over simple things?

Stop being a starfish and answer the problem already!

by Keikeikeikeikei April 6, 2022

Brown starfish

After fisting someone’s asshole, you pull your hand out and smack their ass with an open hand ⭐️

Very common to leave immediately after.

I gave Patrick a brown starfish and then left him handcuffed to his bed.

by B&B2021 July 24, 2021

Conversational Starfishing

When one person is driving the conversation and the other party only responds in small, unenthusiastic doses.

Dave: "Hey, are you going on a date with that girl you met the other day?"
Jackson: "No. I tried to set something up, but she started Conversational Starfishing every time I tried to find out more about her interests."

by Kool Kunk March 31, 2025

puker starfish

asshole

your butt looks like a puker starfish

by dummybummy April 4, 2009

Strawberry starfish

A bloody asshole

Justin: So how'd you go with that guy last night?
Matt: It was all shits and gigs until he gave me a strawberry starfish

by NotSoChubbyBoy October 28, 2017

forced starfish

The forced starfish is a BDSM act which involves one party being bound, and forced to lay still while being fornicated.

The act gets its name from how we see starfish in tide pools. Unable to move.

"You tied him up?"
"Oh, yeah. Total forced starfish situation."

by Theris April 17, 2023

Stinky Starfish

The phrase to describe someone's unwashed and or dirty butthole.

"Eugene has a very stinky starfish."

by deimos227 February 20, 2024