Spite Matchup

A spite matchup is matching up a character you spite against an overpowered character just to see the character you spite get absolutely demolished or bullied so you can feel better.

Man this matchup is so one sided! At this point its just a spite matchup just to hate and slander!

by SlangDemon March 15, 2026

Scutes

Plural of the word 'Scute' which is an item dropped by Turtles in Minecraft.

Also a shitty 'well-known' player that sucks at Hypixel Sky Wars

"I Just got 10 Scutes from these turtles!"
"Scutes is terrible at PvP!"

by 7law May 20, 2025

Spiteful Bird

When you try to fart in someone’s general direction, but accidentally spray a stream of liquid poop at them instead.

Dude, I heard you gave Jones family a spiteful bird the other day.

by Mrpoopypants2 June 6, 2025

spite nighting

Revenge sleep procrastination is when people intentionally stay up late to enjoy personal time, even when they know it will negatively affect their sleep. It often happens when individuals feel they have little control over their daily schedules. (Courtesy of the Sleep Foundation). Spite nighting makes this clumsy phrase into a verb.

I had a long day at work and should have gone to bed at my normal time but what do I do instead? stayed up until 3am spite nighting

by Spazmorainski September 20, 2025

Spuce

Noun. Lumberjack ejaculate/cum.
Noun. Ejaculate while out in the woods.
Verb. When a lumberjack cums
Verb. To ejaculate while in the woods, normally on a hiking trip.

Origins: combination of spruce and splooge

We were out in the woods having some fun and he got his spuce in my hair.

by Robinator25 September 25, 2025

Scute

Scute means scary & cute
Me: When I browsed on Deviantart I found a picture of Hello Kitty with her sharp teeth on my phone
Friend: That picture of Hello Kitty is too scute to see

Scute scary cute Deviantart hello kitty

by ≡Ɽƴǫƙǫ Ƙᶏƙƴǫᶖᶇ≡ October 10, 2025

dookie shute

The anal cavity.

Let me put it in your Dookie Shute!!

by Mikey Mayhem August 3, 2017