A borough and suburb of the crime-ridden city of Reading, PA. Many of the kids here live in massive houses, drive really nice cars, and attend prep schools.
This town is comparable to Wyomissing, in wealth, however not in prestige. Like Wyomissing, however, the concentration of Jewish families is quite high. Consequently, the area seems almost infested with rich J.A.P.s.
Preferred developments include Green Valley Estates and Green Valley Heights, where you will see many astounding homes. The Heights are comparable to Wyomissing Hills as well as Drexelwood.
This town is comparable to Wyomissing, in wealth, however not in prestige. Like Wyomissing, however, the concentration of Jewish families is quite high. Consequently, the area seems almost infested with rich J.A.P.s.
Preferred developments include Green Valley Estates and Green Valley Heights, where you will see many astounding homes. The Heights are comparable to Wyomissing Hills as well as Drexelwood.
New Yorker1 : Why yes, our family has owned property in Sinking Spring for many years.
New Yorker2 : Oh really? Well my family recently bought property in Wyomissing.
New Yorker1 : Are you Jewish?
New Yorker2 : Of course.
New Yorker1 : Fabulous, darling. Now lets go charter a private jet to the Poconos.
New Yorker2: My treat!
New Yorker2 : Oh really? Well my family recently bought property in Wyomissing.
New Yorker1 : Are you Jewish?
New Yorker2 : Of course.
New Yorker1 : Fabulous, darling. Now lets go charter a private jet to the Poconos.
New Yorker2: My treat!
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Carl Allinson from Norton in Teesside (England) is an example of Jew-spring. The egg he hatched from was so large it drove his mother insane during birth and she is now totally off it
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2. A term for any strange or disgusting new food. If you can't figure out a food's name or ingredients, you may call it this.
2. A term for any strange or disgusting new food. If you can't figure out a food's name or ingredients, you may call it this.
Rattle snake piccata with grapes and figs
Old brown Betty with a yellow wig
Tain't the mince meat filagree
And it ain't the turkey neck stew
And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds
Though she made them especially for you
Worse won a prize for her bottom black pie
The beans got thrown to the dogs
Jaheseus Christ, I can always make room
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Old brown Betty with a yellow wig
Tain't the mince meat filagree
And it ain't the turkey neck stew
And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds
Though she made them especially for you
Worse won a prize for her bottom black pie
The beans got thrown to the dogs
Jaheseus Christ, I can always make room
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
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