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cum sponge

A hairstyle worn by a female. Usually a large "poof" on the top of head used to absorb cum as it is being shot at her face. This protects the rest of her hair from being ejaculated upon.
"OMG that girl's poof was worn so high when I cummed on her face, it absorbed it all!"

"That girls cum sponge worked like a champ..."
by Laura/Steve February 3, 2008
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Fun Sponge

Someone who stops everyone else having fun
*Beth and Aamy were giggling *
Justin: Stop being so immature
Beth: Well stop being such a fun sponge then.
by Nikki Crapper June 5, 2009
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Spongebob

Over-merchandised Nickelodeon character with square pants.

The new episodes of spongebob, do indeed SUCK ASS. Because Stephen Hillenburg, the original director, left the show.

So yeah, the old Spongebob was better. c:
"So, Spongebob began in 1999, with some great original episodes. After the movie, it sucked. (:"
by Aangie December 28, 2007
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spooge sponge

A person who ingests large quantities of semen. Whether it be vaginaly, oraly, or analy.
You're dating Sandy Shiffler? Dude, that whores such a spooge sponge. She fucked the whole football team. You are a fuck nugget.
by Steven Faul October 23, 2006
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Spongebob

Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom with (Mr.) Crabs.
by El Dorko February 9, 2009
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spongebob squarepants

the greatest,but silliest show on nick. Its about a yellow sponge named SpongeBob Squarepants..(hence the name) his friend Patrick Star the most funniest dude ever!!!! and their boring but sometimes funny neighbor named Squidward. They all live in Bikini Bottom. there are a bunch of other characters but im too lazy to mention im sure you guys know that by now. and if you don't like it then you can go kiss my buns!!!your just some person like one of those goth kids that don't know what to do with their lives and isolating themeselves and wearing black and all that shit!
some kid: oh! spongebob squarepants is on.
goth kid: you watch that show your LAME!!!!!
some other kid: shut up u suck your no fun your weird you have no friends spongebob is cool.
goth kid: *casts evil spell on kids* *kids turn into frogs*
by ajfljdlfjdlaskjf June 11, 2006
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Sponge

A person who has no desires for anyone of the same or opposite gender. Asexual. Reproduces with themselves.
Girl 1: I flirted with Thomas all night but he didn't seem to do anything! What the hell?

Girl 2: Don't worry, he is just a sponge.
by Rorshock April 13, 2009
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