spooge my strap

1. the act of asking another partner to ejaculate oneself by means of rubbing of ones penis by hands (a fucking handjob)

Hey baby, while your up can you get me a beer and spooge my strap

by Gary Smith March 3, 2003

waste spooge

waste spooge means a sex postion were a man cums on woman and its goes everywhere

wanna do waste spooge tonight?

by SmartAssPerson February 23, 2017

spooge muffin

any child under the age of 10 that misbehaves and comes from a trashy family. Usually the spawn of fat people who receive welfare checks multiple times a month.

Josh: Dude, did you see that fat lady in the 84 dodge minivan?

J.W.: Yeah, she had like 30 spooge muffins with her!

by mad_urban April 23, 2008

Sploogie

A loogie composed of man-spackle, saliva, and occasionally some phlegm added for character.

Jenny gave me head, but instead of swallowing like a good bitch, she hawked a giant sploogie into the trash can next to the bed.

by defenestrated1123 May 4, 2006

Flying splooges

Sex fluids that fly and splat into someone's face.

Did you hear? Billy did a flying splooges in Vicky's face!

by Joker Patches April 29, 2008

spooge sponge

A person who ingests large quantities of semen. Whether it be vaginaly, oraly, or analy.

You're dating Sandy Shiffler? Dude, that whores such a spooge sponge. She fucked the whole football team. You are a fuck nugget.

by Steven Faul October 23, 2006

splodger

a derogatory term used against Asians when they were captured by Roger, only people of Asian descent may use the term splodger

look at this splodger

by xpectzyy June 26, 2021