spit in a sock

A term referring to masturbation, usually in a derogatory manner. Refers to the male practice of jerking off in a sock.

Woman with a headache: "Oh, go spit in a sock!"

by Dilbert C March 7, 2010

Spitting Lizard

After receiving oral sex, the girl refuses the load by screaming, putting her hands up like a hood, and spitting the cum back in your face like a dilophosaurus in Jurassic Park instantly blinding the victim.

I was temporarily blinded by that crazy whore after she gave me the spitting lizard!

by a247partee April 19, 2010

spit sisters

a gender neutral group of epic people on twitter

me: hey have you heard of the spit sisters?
random person: yes they’re very swag

by siennaisbetterthankyah March 24, 2021

spit fuck

Where two men make love to one woman at the same time, using two different orifices - like a pig on a spit.

Barry and Frederick spit fucked Anthea for her 12th birthday

by KORG April 4, 2004

spit hit

Noun: the last little bit of the liquid in a {beer} bottle. The last warm bit. Very unpleasant tasting and foamy, hence the name.

Thanks so much for giving me the spit hit. Next time can you give me a beer that's just been opened?

by cartoonmayhem April 30, 2006

piece of spit

A replacement with censoring for, piece of sh**

I hate that piece of spit, he pisses me one.

by Ling Sing December 17, 2008

spitting python

The spitting python is a non-aggressive reptile with worldwide distribution. I prefers warm, dark environments, and is known to explore wet burrows when excited. While non-venomous, it is known for it's milky white spit that it can produce when handled in the way it prefers. It comes in a range of sizes and colours, and is generally friendly.

Hey baby, do you wanna handle my spitting python?

by Dr Humpalumpa March 16, 2016